Michael Hopcroft
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where should I shelve the Complete Works of the Marquis de Sade? A: As your doctor, I have to tell you to stop doing that.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone who believes in the reality of UFOs. NT: Additional signs that the Psychic Investigator visiting your home is out of her mind. (Difficulty: the very fact that she calls herself a Psychic Investigator doesn't count).
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Braains. On thick crust. NT: Subtle signs that the guy putting your new home-built PC together is out of his mind.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to see what I got from the African Swallows? A: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! No more bloody singing!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you opened the door precipitously and caused a TPK. What do you have to say for yourself, Fred? A: Nature abhors a vacuum and so do I.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dentures? At your age? In the name of all that is good and pure, why? A: And the ship with eight sails and its fifty guns loaded ties up at dusk.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the surest way to use artillery to destroy all the Yetis? A: Now I can be my own best friend, and I can send myself for pizza.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you catch so many fish in such a small lake? A: I heard it on the X.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Barney, My Little Pony and the Care Bears are making a public appearance together! How do we greet them? A: I am barney the deputy! I am Barney the deputy! I am not Barney the Dinosaur!
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What words are rarely heard after screenings of Return of the Jedi? A:This book is all that I need!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One that transforms into a Go-Kart. NT: Creative ways to persuade Unicron not to eat your planet.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call using an M-16 to kill mice? A: Size Constancy has never been our strong suit here on Monster Island.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where's that awful smell coming from -- your pocket? A: It's a snazzy little number I like to call "The Blueberry Pancake Express".
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excalibur can kill cockroaches? A: I think that reaction is somewhat excessive. Now put the planet back together.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi. I'm Merry Andrew.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get a mop. A really big mop.
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bulletproof does not necessarily equal arrow-proof. NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons, no matter how hard you try.
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's for lunch? A: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bird AND a plane!
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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So you didn't know about the Mime convention in town?
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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I upgrade to Microsoft Cat 2.2? A: We don't support Bob anymore.