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Michael Hopcroft

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your relationship to the perpetrator of this heinous act? A: This is not going to end well.
  2. Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you like adventuring,. Conan? A: To find out what that means, you'll have to study Indo-Aryan.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, we have a horse with a horn here! Did our summoning spell go wrong somehow? A: It's a Man's Life in the British Dental Association!
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Invent a rocking chair-scooter combination device.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Greatest Hits of Slim Whitman. NT: Subtle signs that you may be too old to rock-and-roll but too young to die.
  6. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Posting to the forums. Where do you think?
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does it take so long to drive to Nowhere? A: Said he taught Cab Calloway, and on this night somehow I believe him.
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Find the Control Room for the Earth and hit the "End of the World" button. Worked for Ko-Ko! NT: Subtle signs that the anchor of your local station's Storm Watch 2008 continuous coverage is out of his mind.
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put your Viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Heidie Ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day!
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get into the ring and vainly try to knock out Evander Holyfield. You did say Boxing day.... Cross the Delaware River to attack their garrison at Trenton, New Jersey.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Girl Genius the Motion Picture.
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat One word: Grease.
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hire a sitter and fly to Florida.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The elves stage a commando raid on your office. NT: Subtle signs you've been snowed in much too long.
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The reindeer fall though your roof into your living room, raid your refrigerator, and eat all your salad fixings.
  16. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Mad About You -- Sting
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat In five years, we will all live in trees with the pigs. "You live where I live, and I live where you live, and we live where pigs live -- IN TREES!"
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What do you mean, the computers have all stopped working?"
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, here we are in the battle line, ready to -- wait, are those bagpipes? A: We three clods from Omaha are.
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