Marcus Impudite
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6 hours ago, pinecone said:
Yeah, the only idea that is consistant, without any of the evidence, is portable one person meth lab goes wrong...
I was thinking much the same thing just now. Depending on how much of a brain-trust our Jane Doe was, she might've thought it would be a good idea to "shake and bake" some meth in there. Cooking hillbilly crack is a great way to blow yourself to kingdom come if you're careless.
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5 hours ago, Cygnia said:
Fair enough, but that still leaves us with an exploded porta-potty and a thoroughly charred Jane Doe that require an explanation.
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If I had to hazard a guess, I think it's likely our Jane Doe decided to have a smoke while in there. Not a smart move, but no one ever said Florida-Woman was that much brighter than Florida-Man.
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11 hours ago, Cancer said:
Q: What's the latest politically correct term for being a moron and bats**t insane at the same time?
A: By continuing to read this site, you agree that you have sold your soul to Mephistopheles.
Q: What does it say in Facebook's TOS?
A: And that's when I jumped out the second story window.
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The general idea is this: A planet in a remote star system to which a galaxy-spanning empire exiles criminals who they want to be rid of for good but for various reasons could not just be outright executed. After transmitting a security code, the transport enters the planet's atmosphere just long enough to shove prisoners out a back hatch with parachutes. New arrivals who survive the skydive from the upper atmosphere can expect to spend the rest of their lives here--how long that is my vary. It's not unheard of for chutes to fail and the unlucky to go spat when they hit the ground, "the first cut" as some call it. It's effectively a prison with out guards or a warden, the empire doesn't care what individuals exiled to this planet do as long as they never leave. Escape is but a pipe dream; even if someone manages to cobble together a craft that's even remotely space-worthy, one of the many Damocles-Class laser cannons that orbit the planet will shoot it out of the sky long before it achieves escape velocity.
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On 6/7/2019 at 8:42 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:
Q: For some reason, the animatronic Jerry Garcia video didn't impress the studio. How can we win the contract anyway?
A: It's called a spoon for a reason, you know.
Q: What was that piece that came off the grenade when I pulled the pin?
A: The three shops in every town you should never, ever try to rob: the gun shop, the pawn shop, and the donut shop.
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On 5/31/2019 at 11:07 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:
Q: I see Goldilocks came over again, so why do I have a full bowl? Is something wrong with this porridge?
A: There's a reason Goldilocks keep returning, and the oatmeal isn't that fantastic.
Q: What do you mean Papa Bear is having an affair?
A: I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
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See here for Star Bright's write up.
Your character and his/her associates have been working with the superheroine Star Bright (a.k.a., Starling Brighton) on and off again for a number of years. In that time, she has unlocked more of the hidden powers of the cosmic gemstone she wears around her neck. Then one day something unexpected happens: her gemstone suddenly begins to glow and make a strange humming noise. In a flash of blue light, a crystalline cocoon forms around her! Three days later, after numerous attempts to cut through the diamond-hard material failed, the cocoon begins to crack open. Star Bright emerges in her new form; she bears some resemblance to her original self, but her skin and hair are now light blue in color and she's perpetually surrounded by a bright blue aura. Without a word spoken and seemingly compelled strange new instincts, she then takes flight, achieves escape velocity, and makes a jump to light speed once she's out of Earth's atmosphere.
WWYCD?
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Assuming he and the other gods exist in your universe...
Someone broke into Eros's villa last night and stole several spare quivers of his signature Eros Arrows from one of his storerooms. Since sun up today, a group of as of yet unidentified individuals have been going around Campaign City shooting people with them seemingly at random, causing the targets to fall madly in love/lust with the next person they see after getting shot. Naturally, Eros himself has showed up to ask you and your associates to help him capture these miscreants and take back the stolen arrows. The details of who stole the Eros Arrows and for what purpose, I leave to you.
WWYCD?
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On 10/13/2018 at 1:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:
Q: Why is the MeToo movement really starting to catch on in the field of Advanced Mathematics?
A: And this is what you get for shooting a fwicasseing wabbit when you only have a license to shoot a stewing wabbit.
Q: Did you hear Elmer Fudd went bankrupt from all the fines he's had to pay to the Fishing and Wildlife Department?
A: And that's why we don't bring you on important missions anymore.
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Next time, pay attention during the mission briefing... If indeed there is a next time for you. :D
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Since the season for spookiness is upon us, tell us about something that had you crawling under the bed as a child but you can now laugh about as an adult.
For me, definitely the horror movies from the days of my youth. In many cases, the special effects didn't age well, the characters pick up the Idiot Ball and run with it right into the in zone, etc. In one scene in Galaxy of Terror, they were actually using a Scooby Doo slurping sound effect in a scene that was supposed to be frightening. I rolled on the floor laughing my demonic arse off when I watched it again after so many decades.
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I guess they got the hamster back on the wheel...
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The Thundercats Ho! thing seemed like it was a "Bat signal" specifically for the Thundercats. Maybe a limited Images power with enough PER bonuses to insure it can be seen from far away?
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Roughly an hour ago as of this post, the site started acting screwy and now all you get when you go there is an HTML template page. I checked with the subreddit and everyone there thinks the site's down for maintenance. This is the first time in a long time I've seen something like this happen.
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It's amusing how humans still romanticize the monarchy. Doubly so when you consider how many royal families from history were so obsessed with "maintaining the purity of the royal bloodline" that their family trees don't fork. Generations later, more than a few of those bloodlines would've been better served if those lords had had a comely peasant girl or two brought to their bed chambers...
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12 minutes ago, Lucius said:
Q: Why do you seem kind of suspicious and cynical where politics is concerned?
A: I think they just don't care
Lucius Alexander
And a questionable palindromedary
Q: Last Jedi was dreadful, what was Disney/LucasFilm thinking?
A: Transformers: He's The Fallen And He Can't Get Up
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1 hour ago, Clonus said:
Nah. Since they aren't really build to withstand ordinary guys with crow bars in the real world and those guys are more common it's probably not cost effective to build them to resist an actual superstrong guy.
Would it be cost effective to constantly have to replace ATMs that have been ripped to shreds by super-strong criminals?
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Parking lots would either become a thing of the past or at least wouldn't be used as much, since you can drive to wherever you're going and then put your car into a capsule and put it in your pocket. Parking meters would also be pointless.
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A person could probably bring their basement with them too, they'd just need to excavate a large enough hole in the ground before unpacking it. They're probably carrying a backhoe in a capsule for that purpose. ;)
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Dimensional Compression Capsules (DCCs for short) are pocket-sized devices that have within them a compressed dimension that the owner can use for storage of personal possessions, weapons, clothing, vehicles, supplies of food and drink, etc. The storage capacity of these capsules varies, with the cheaper capsules having only a very small amount of space (roughly the equivalent of a closet) and the more expensive capsules having nearly unlimited space. For reasons the manufacturer has not fully disclosed, all DCCs come with a warning printed on the packaging stating that, "Placing living things into the compressed space is not recommended and will void your warranty." There are a number of urban legends as to the reason for the warning label, but no one outside the company knows the full truth.
How would society change if such devices became commercially available?
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1) Superbattle insurance would quickly become a thing, and a policy will be more expensive in the major cities where such battles are most likely to occur.
2) Automatic Teller Machines (ATMs) will be heavily reinforced to prevent--among other things--super-strong individuals form easily ripping one open and taking all the cash.
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We've been self-quarintined since last month, the office is closed until further notice anyway. Not sure if the Beer Virus can affect a demon in a meat suit, but I chose not to take any unnecessary risks. Only going out when absolutely necessary, like shopping for groceries.