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Bazza

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  1. Why can’t a nose be 12-inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  2. Was she giving him the side-eye?
  3. Who is the best US President? Ie overall best. and if you like, top 5.
  4. And the Texas Book Depository.
  5. Duke’s obviously with the Magenta religion.
  6. Did I tell you my name is Charity?
  7. Where there is a is a Will (Wheaton) there is a way.
  8. A local dentist won the Dentist of the Year award, and he got a little plaque.
  9. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  10. My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
  11. Because Acca Dacca is noise pollution.
  12. The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch. He's been chasing me for 45 minutes.
  13. If you receive an email that starts "knock knock", don't open it. It is a door-to-door salesperson working from home.
  14. Why was the 18 year old caveman so troubled? Midlife crisis.
  15. I hate how funerals are always at 9am. I'm not really a mourning person.
  16. Last night my wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I had no idea he could do that."
  17. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
  18. New BYU Taylor Swift course to be taught by Swiftie philosophy professor https://universe.byu.edu/2024/01/09/ryan-davis-the-philosophy-of-taylor-swift/
  19. Yes. I inherited a Macintosh SE and I plugged in the SCSI Iomega Zip Drive 100 MB and the Zip Disk booted the Mac flawlessly.
  20. We all have heard about "Newcastle", whether in Engalnd or NSW. But whatever happened about Oldcastle? We never hear anything about Oldcastle.
  21. What do audiobooks need? Subtitles.
  22. What do audiobooks need? Subtitles.
  23. at first I was “huh?” But I understand it better now.
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