Bazza

When I got home from work my wife said the baby has been crying for hours, can you take over? I said sure, then cried for hours.

Why did Karen press Control-Alt-Delete? To see the task manager…

What did the atheist beaver say when he got to hell? Well I’ll be damned.

150-100 years ago seems to be the golden age for realism. The sheer number of books written on the subject(s) is extraordinary. They clearly knew things we have forgotten. The adage about the ‘courage of reason’ applies.

You assume wrongly.

😳Haunting Photos That Made Us Want To Start Sleeping With A Nightlight rnkr.co/KXVMSP the first one in the kitchen—-hugely creepy.

The science of natural theology.

If it was in the comics, it would have been written that way.

i watched that when it was released.

Let me tell you about my mountain home Where all the ladies names are Joan Where husband works back late at night Hopes are up for trousers down With hostess on a business flight Taxi in a Mercedes drive I hope that driver's coming out alive The garden it is dorsetted That lady she's so corseted She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray He thinks he's one and only But that lovely she's so lonely She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way What a sing song dance What a performance What a cheap tent show Oh no no no no no Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Silently she opens the drawer Mother's little helper is coming out for more Strategically positioned before the midday show Her back is arched, those lips are parched Repeated blow by blow Later at the party all the MP's rave About the hummers she's been giving And the money that they save To her it is skin lotion For him promotion to That flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view What a sing song dance What a performance What a cheap ten show Oh no no no no no Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up, light up, light up Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up (then the boys light up) Then the boys light up

Since I learnt to write my name in cursive it has become my signature move.

Helvetica may be the perfect typeface. It has style, character, curves; but still grotesk.

Buyers remorse?

The hardest part about being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Bodybuilder leprechaun.

People people people, get with the program.

Born again Platonist.