Bazza
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Dire Straits @Pariah
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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A lot of that book is historical and-or events occurred to the authors ancestors IIRC.
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ST Season 3.
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This is true.
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“May I have the last dance?” ”You just did.”
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“Can I ask you a question?” “You just have.”
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“Can I go to the toilet?” “I don’t know, can you?”
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Never date an apostrophe. They’re too possessive.
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What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher? There Their They’re.
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5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today. They’re due to be sentenced some time next month.
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Teacher: “Name two pronouns?” Student: “Who, me?”
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Double negatives are a big NO-NO.
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The past, the present and the future all walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Whoever put the “b” in SUBTLE deserves a pat on the back.
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A man went into a fish shop and said, “Can I have a tail end, please?” So the man behind the counter said, ‘And they all lived happily ever after.’
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“A woman, without her man, is nothing.” “A woman: without her, man is nothing.” Punctuation is important.
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What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters? Relative clauses.
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"Men will learn eventually, and if they insist on rejecting the received wisdom of generations past, they do not thereby succeed at invalidating it; they merely condemn themselves to learning it, time and again, by ever grimmer experience." ~Hilaire Belloc
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Nature has the last word.
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If your meme doesn’t include a link to a source or a peer reviewed journal, is it really worth posting?
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Simpler times call for Simple Minds…
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The Breakfast Club was formed.
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ST Season 2
