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An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
 

My friend Joe finished the Dolly Parton diet. He is now Joe-lean. 

An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
 

An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
 

FOUND OUT MY LOCAL NATIVITY PLAY GAVE THE ROLE OF JESUS TO MY ANNOYING SWEDISH NEPHEW. CHRIST I THOUGHT THE SAVIOUR IS BJORN. 

Cletus guessed three chickens. 

@Pariah

@Pariah

Freddy Foswell, Jr? 

2025. Happy to help. 

It would be ironic, don’t ya think? 

Dr Doom probably thinks Carly Simon is singing about him.

Dr Doom probably thinks Carly Simon is singing about him.

That would explain why Nat King Cole was a cool dude & cool under pressure.  

Agree. 

We call ourselves “introverts”. We’ve formed a club called “introverts anonymous”. We’ve yet to meet in person…because…

1970 — Sweden sent ABBA. Defence rests. 

1970 — Sweden sent ABBA. Defence rests. 

Spreadsheets before Excel was Lotus 1-2-3 and VisiCalc née Calculedger (the original name of the original spreadsheet  ). The Ionic, Doric & Corinthian columns were added in later spreadsheets. 
 
 

Some people aren’t trying. Here is two from this Monday morning:
 
* SNAG: sensitive new age guy. SNATG: sensitive new age tough guy.
 
* Rather than work from home, and home school at the same time, go to the state library. Free education and babysitting provided. 

Aussie women’s soccer team “Matildas” through to World Cup semi-finals beating France in penalties. After 20 penalty kicks, score 7-6. 

I don’t think Old Man was expecting a useful answer to his rhetorical question.