tombrown803

I really like it when their spoofing software tells my phone that I'm getting a call from myself

rangers 

duets

Me

Bed

Mister

Meal

Bell

Not if your wife is the player

mead

bored

oillets

4 hours ago, archer said:

To the best of my recollection, I've never been a dinosaur's chew toy. But you'd have a hard time proving it by examining me.

But given your previously stated brain injuries, can we trust your memories?

Best wishes. Hope everything turns out well

2 hours ago, Old Man said:

Not security on a starship?

Only if you wear a red shirt.

I'm currently on vacation and obviously I need another

RIP

39 minutes ago, archer said:

 

Football-sized eggs are more comfortable to grip when they are deflated. And it's not specifically against the rules if the quarterback doesn't know that someone else is intentionally deflating the eggs before he starts making the omelette....

 

I think I had one of those 66 million year old omelettes served to me last Sunday. Are we sure that Brady actually signed with the Buccaneers and not IHOP? 

IHOP is where he is working now during the pandemic

RIP

RIP

RIP

On 7/21/2020 at 8:20 PM, steriaca said:

Um...I'm turning 50 August 4th. I don't think anyone on this board can clame to be a younger player.

I'm 46, so I am younger 😝

4 hours ago, death tribble said:

As long as you celebrate July 4th as Independence Day then you are the enemy.

We don't celebrate it as Independence Day, it's our Birthday

RIP

4 hours ago, Starlord said:

You forgot the ten foot pole to ensure social distancing