SatinKitty

Re: The cranky thread
 
And that you will then have the exact opposite problem.

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
Sooo, they aih't supers. I wanted to show them off anyhow.
 
A couple of fantasy pics. First is a private commission for mr. potatohed's brother... a fantasy paladin with serious overatures to Roman centurion trappings. I particularly liked the idea that the clients had come up with of the "phantom" sword, The idea of it being broken in the character's history, but then taking on an eldritch life of its own (and hence, still useable) is just kinda cool.
 

 
Then, a doodle for my own campaign, the Realms. This is Toris Bel. A character of R.'s, but hasn't been used for a long time, getting dusted off and off to have adventures in Waterdeep. Since it is a drug indictment story are, we are jokingly calling it Waterdeep Vice.
 

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Recent evidence obtained from Satellite photography seems to indicate that Bazza is actually a sentient Koala.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Marriott Hotels has a highly-trumpeted new bed program. The thing is, I think that was the Death Tribble OddHat and I slept on during our October visit to Marriott, Burlington Mass. No hotel bed is THAT soft.

Re: The cranky thread
 

may-haps you need a to hire a cat costume.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Last night I did a massive straightening up and organizing of OddHat's comic and game books and books and I feel great ! Can't stop looking at how organized and neat everything is ! This morning I dejunked some old jewelry that has been hidden in OddHat's Mom's closet for ten years, kept just the small amount I liked, and now have found all three of my Red Cross gallon pins. It's like losing 100 pounds in just 24 hours ! Woo Hooo !

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Keyes_Bill's whole bunny schtick is actually a very clever and elaborate front. Actually, the secret is now out-and the Agent died discovering it.
KEYES_BILL IS ACTUALLY AN UNSPEAKABLE CREATURE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION SUMMONED BY THE ILLUMINATI !!!!!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
*looks*
 
Osiris is attempting to attack Pharaoh's tail. Unfortunately, Pharaoh is sitting on the glass coffee table, and Osiris is under it, and he still isn't quite grasping the concept of 'transparency'.
 
*bonk*"Mew!"*bonk*"Mew!"*bonk*"Mew!"

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
L. Marcus' posted photograph wasn't really him. Really, whom we know as L. Marcus is a cover for a Covert Operative.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 

 
My chicken-puppet hat.

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
L. Marcus may think he is fat, but really, he is a Secret Crimefighting Brick !

Re: Complicate the Person Above
 
Mrs. Oddhat's maiden name, when spoken, will invoke the elder gods and bring the universe as we know it to an end.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From my HeroCentral game:
 
VIPER is robbing a bank, the police have shut off the power so the lights are out. After an explosion is heard from behind the bank, one of the team's two bricks goes walking through the front doors (they're glass anyway).
 
Ingot: Normal people can go, Bad Guys need to stay and take a beatin'
Ogre: [Throws an ATM at Ingot and hits]
Ingot: Ow! Guess that's what I get for bringing nothing but my fists to an ATM fight.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From a Gen Con game I thought I wasn't going to like, but loved:
 
Note: If you are not familiar with the movie "Blazing Saddles", you will not understand this:
 
I was playing an African American Male Energy Projector. Our party was travelling through time fighting invading Aliens. When we got to WW2, we faced a platoon of Nazis. They had weapons, a battleship AND large numbers. FISH IN A BARREL.
 
I asked to make a Presence Attack. The GM nodded:
 
Me: (Big Smile) "Hey Guys ! Where're all the WHITE women ??!!??" (Huge Grin)
 
GM: ( Flings empty juice box in my face.)

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From a Gen Con game I thought I wasn't going to like, but loved:
 
Note: If you are not familiar with the movie "Blazing Saddles", you will not understand this:
 
I was playing an African American Male Energy Projector. Our party was travelling through time fighting invading Aliens. When we got to WW2, we faced a platoon of Nazis. They had weapons, a battleship AND large numbers. FISH IN A BARREL.
 
I asked to make a Presence Attack. The GM nodded:
 
Me: (Big Smile) "Hey Guys ! Where're all the WHITE women ??!!??" (Huge Grin)
 
GM: ( Flings empty juice box in my face.)

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From a Gen Con game I thought I wasn't going to like, but loved:
 
Note: If you are not familiar with the movie "Blazing Saddles", you will not understand this:
 
I was playing an African American Male Energy Projector. Our party was travelling through time fighting invading Aliens. When we got to WW2, we faced a platoon of Nazis. They had weapons, a battleship AND large numbers. FISH IN A BARREL.
 
I asked to make a Presence Attack. The GM nodded:
 
Me: (Big Smile) "Hey Guys ! Where're all the WHITE women ??!!??" (Huge Grin)
 
GM: ( Flings empty juice box in my face.)

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From a Gen Con game I thought I wasn't going to like, but loved:
 
Note: If you are not familiar with the movie "Blazing Saddles", you will not understand this:
 
I was playing an African American Male Energy Projector. Our party was travelling through time fighting invading Aliens. When we got to WW2, we faced a platoon of Nazis. They had weapons, a battleship AND large numbers. FISH IN A BARREL.
 
I asked to make a Presence Attack. The GM nodded:
 
Me: (Big Smile) "Hey Guys ! Where're all the WHITE women ??!!??" (Huge Grin)
 
GM: ( Flings empty juice box in my face.)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I don't know if OddHat ever served in the military or not, but I'd put him down as a fine example of an officer and a gentleman.

Re: The Last Word
 
The wedding invitation
 
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend well she was a dream!
 
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
 
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
 
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the Wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
 
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
 
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
 
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
 
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
 
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
 
 
 
The moral of this story is:
 
Always keep your condoms in your car!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
 
OOPS ! Someone beat me, but this typo must be added:
 
 
 
"The man who lives on hope dies farting."
 
(This is a typo that appeared in an actual book trying to quote Benjamin Franklin. The actual quote is "He who lives on hope dies fasting."
 
nt: Man found dead dressed in a six-year-old girl's school clothes, complete with patent leather shoes, with a gas mask over his nose and mouth with the other end of the hose stuffed into his rectum. ( I am NOT making this up !!!)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
20 Thoughts for the Day
 
20. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
 
19. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
 
18. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
 
17. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
 
16. Life is sexually transmitted.
 
15. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 
14. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead?"
 
13. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
 
12. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
 
11. Some people are like Slinkies . . .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
 
10. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
 
9. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
 
8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
 
7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 
6. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
 
5. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
4. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
 
3. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?
 
2. Get the last word in: Apologize.
 
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
 
You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

Re: The cranky thread
 
I wish I had a grenade launcher. It would solve so many of my problems.
 
Transsexual prostitutes arguing on the street outside my apartment? Foomp-BOOM!
People dragging their wailing infant to a $20 movie? Foomp-BOOM!
State government? Foomp-BOOM!
Lady in the elevator with me wearing too much perfume? Foomp-BOOM!
People at the beach with dogs who aren't leashed, not bothering to clean up their dogs' poop? Foomp-BOOM!
Old lady with fifteen items in the express checkout line? Foomp-BOOM!
Hummer H2? Foomp-BOOM!
Microsoft software? Foomp-BOOM!
 
I wish I had a grenade launcher.