Logan D. Hurricanes

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

No no no, take the stairs.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

Q: How many TV executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

Only if they're møøse bites.

God help me ... the shedding has begun.

Drop it like it's hot.

... Starts punching the dog in the head ...

I think it's kinda neat, but $30k? Damn. That better be a real tribble for that kind of dough.

Nothing's better than rocket cow

No, not clear scan!

Mr. Nebbish has the power of social invisibility. While not actually invisible, he sends out a powerful psychic message that equates to "ignore me," "I was never here," or "nothing to see here." As one might expect, he was able to turn this into a fairly successful criminal career. He found that unsatisfying, though, and decided that maybe using his power for the right side of the law might give him greater personal fulfillment. He doesn't fight, though, so it would have to be just the right situation. As a member of Mask, Inc. he found a purpose. He learned to extend his field to others which he uses as an extractor, somebody to get people out of tight situations.

I like this idea, but went a step further. A built a minor Cooking Wizardry VPP. Playing around to see what I could come up with, and my first concoction: Heimdall's Brew: LS (Sleeping: Character does not sleep), Usable By Other (+1/4); Extra Time (1 Minute, -1 1/2), OAF (Really Strong Coffee; -1), 1 Continuing Charge lasting 1 Week (-0) This could be fun. He just may need a cooking show after all.

I wish I had the latter in real life.

Thanks, guys, some useful stuff. We'll see what I can do with him tonight.

Who does he think he is, Lindsey Lohan?

I'm going to be the only Asgardian as far as I know. There are stronger bricks in the group, so I'll be mid-range brick, support type. I actually need to leave at least a few points because I don't really know the stat guideposts, but those can easily be adjusted later. Maybe I should buy a horse...

I'm building an Asgardian warrior, and I have an unusual problem: I have too many points. Help me spend my points! Rolfe is not a god, but he is highly connected. He is the son of Volstagg the Voluminous! Like his father, he is a fit, strapping specimen of a warrior as a young man. He is not (yet?) the immense, umm, legend that his father is. He is slightly larger and stronger than the average Asgardian, though. He has his father's legendary sword, Brandrheid Undrsigr, The Bright Blade of Wondrous Victory, and that's about it right now. Ideas welcome!

This is the guy who does Cthulhu ala Dr. Seuss.

Two amoxicillin left.

I like Ned Frishman's from the first part of this episode... Bejabbers!