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Cancer

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  1. "Clump of mediocrity" sounds like something out of an ad for kitty litter. ... i.e., it fits.
  2. Q: Wait, you aren't Emperor of Hippopotamia? Where then are you royalty? A: The starvation diet of vegan spam.
  3. Zymurgy experiments NT: Demented superhero concepts. ("Demented" here modifies "concepts", not "superhero", unless it modifies both.)
  4. Yelling incoherently at things no one else can see
  5. It means your grip on reality is getting all sweaty.
  6. From the fanblog of a 49ers' divisional rival: Except that I'm no fan of KC, almost makes me wish I'd watched.
  7. I've had two of the three pens I habitually carry fail on me today. One was a failure mode I'd never seen before. Yeesh. I have lots of backups, but it required me to go home to get them, since the only functioning one left was the red one. And, the cats are especially needy this morning now that I am home, for no discernable reason. Must Get Pets And Lap Time.
  8. Turn-around jump shots Tackles
  9. Q: Why do you keep yelling, "YOU SUCK!" at me? A: In my defense, once I body-checked all those around me out of the district, there was no one left to drink it but me.
  10. Dunno. He's too cerebral for a Super Bowl crowd.
  11. My daughter sent me pictures of a smooth lumpsucker. We have the spiny kind locally.
  12. Hm. He was one of the leading candidates for the Seahawks' offensive coordinator job.
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