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Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has been involved in at least 3 attempts to land a carrot on the moon.

Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man has never won a pie eating contest. Rather wierd that...

Re: Complicate the Person Above It should be noted that, just prior to the start of the World Cup, The Main Man was being mooted to be Englands new soccer manager. Alas, we'll never know what a diiference he could have made.

Re: Complicate the Person Above One of the oddities of early Hebraic language and the law that Moses brought down from a mountain on a few stones, is that in the commandment - "Thou shalt have no other god than me" there's a slight chip in the stone work. Thus it can be read as "Thou shalt have no other god than The Main Man". It's caused a lot of upset over the years.

Re: Complicate the Person Above It has been pointed out to me that The Main Man is unable to dance the Twist, the Locomotion or even the Watusi. Apparently he's had his sense of rythmn relocated to his dice throwing hand.

Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble, during a full moon, single handedly slaughtered a pack of marauding Mime Artists and thus earned himself the freedom of Frankenstien, Bavaria.

Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble developed the "Paris Hilton Celebrity Edition" of Trivial Pursuits. It was noted for only having 1 card with six questions, the answers to all of which are "Yes".

Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus refuses to leave his abode if it's the 4th Thursday in a row to have both rain and sunshine between the hours of 9.00am and 4.00pm in a month containing the letter 'R', when the moon is waning and the door bell has rung 3 times. It should be noted that he doesn't leave it during Papal or Presidential visits to his home town, but they're much, much rarer.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Apparently the death tribble has invented a way of surfing on the fluctuation wave between chaos and causality. He's having trouble selling the TV rights though.

Re: Complicate the Person Above My life was incomplete until the day Cancer gave me a Yo-yo and then taught me how to use it. Now I smile a lot.

Re: Complicate the Person Above As I sit, contemplating my life, I'm once again reminded of wise words imparted to me by the death tribble just before he left the room. "Narr'", he said to me in a voice soaked in gin and cheap cigars, "Narr', you've two choices in this world. You either cut the red wire or the blue wire, it's never a good idea to cut the green." And then he left the room at speed. So I sit, watching the clock count down and wonder which wire he would have cut.

Re: Complicate the Person Above In the Bogart classic movie Casablanca Marcus had a bit part playing an airplane pilot in the final scenes. Then they added the fog and his oscar winning moment was snatched from him.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer however loves football and can regularly be seen carrying 3 or 4 at any one time. It's been speculated that he sleeps with them but, as no paternity claims have ever been filed, this is discounted by right thinking people.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once tried to involve me in the futures market, but the only onee he had were post apocalypse and filled with mutant bikers.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Marcus has tried his hands at many things, he was even an apprentice baker. Of course that was back in the mid 1600's, when he was in London. It didn't work out.

Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy did a screen test for a movie once. RKO's much jinxed production of "The Naked Singing Gaucho" in the era of silent movies. Sadly the whole deal just fell through. Although you can find the odd still picture on certain specialist web sites.

Re: Complicate the Person Above For some reason or other death tribble has been edited out of many Hollywood biographies. Errol Flynn, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Raquel Welch and Gary Cooper are just some of many stars who have made absolutley no mention of the tribble and his effect on thier lives and careers. It's very strange.

Re: Complicate the Person Above In "The Frost-Nixon Interviews" DVD, check out the "bloopers". It's the bit where Tricky Dicky says "Haldeman didn't want to do it, but death tribble finally convinced him to go along with the plan..." What a hoot!

Re: Complicate the Person Above Did you know that it was Cancer who proposed that cricket clubs use cheerleaders. It's still under discussion.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Speaking of teh FSU, KGB and similar organizations, did you know that death tribble is the only sentient to have appeared on the "better off dead" lists of the worlds top 10 secret services, every year since 1959 - with the exception of 1968, of course.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Deep in the vauilts of the Vatican lie the "Forbidden" books of the Bible. Only noted scholars of deep spiritual strength are ever allowed to peruse them. But it was there that mankind first learnt of 'the death tribble' and his everlasting threat to us all.

Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy once invited me over to see his gerbil collection. Pretty awesome I can tell you. He has over 900 stuffed and mounted gerbils. I was very impressd by Ballerina Gerbil and knocked out my NASCAR Racing Gerbil but, I have to admit, $50 Pole Dancing Gerbil was so truly awesome my eyes melted!

Re: Complicate the Person Above I have it on good authority that Rasputin is death tribbles third cousin of his Aunt Beatrices side.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Actually that's true. I never knew any of thier names until Cancer made introductions at one of his parties. Now I'm best of friends with Rocco, Ron, John, Jon, Johnny, Johney, the three Pauls, Martin, Bruno, Mark and Tom. And I owe it all to Cancer and his Self Actualization Program. He was the first SAP and now he's made me one too... I'm so happy.

Re: The Great Movie Serials: any favorites? In the "Zombies of the Stratosphere" clip - What on earth was that 'tankette'? It's like a small Carden-Lloyd tracked carrier - you know, those thigs that became bren-carriers, and the Brit & Italian light tanks of early WWII... I WANT ONE!!!!!!