Balabanto

When a genetically engineered supragenius moves to Hawaii, he becomes the world's greatest detective to ever threaten the Federation!
 
Wrath of Charlie Chan!

When a genetically engineered supragenius moves to Hawaii, he becomes the world's greatest detective to ever threaten the Federation!
 
Wrath of Charlie Chan!

a singer is bitten by a radioactive arachnid
spider-manilow

After a three hour tour, there can be only one!!
 
Gilligan's Highlander!

After a three hour tour, there can be only one!!
 
Gilligan's Highlander!

He was a corrupt cop with a new partner who couldn't stop using diapers!
 
Potty Training Day!

harley Quinn medicine woman

You'll never have to worry about getting sick ever again!

When the Zeon Colonies attack, only he can protect the one ring! Mobile Suit Gandalf!

When the Zeon Colonies attack, only he can protect the one ring! Mobile Suit Gandalf!

One more.
 
GM: It's not actually a monkey, it's a  Ring-tailed Lemur.
 
Players: What the?
 
Subject 27's player: I examine the Lemur.
 
GM: Make a perception roll.
 
Subject 27's player: By 4.
 
GM: The rings are painted on.

Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan.
 "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?"

Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
  "Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.   GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.   Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.   Monkey: Awk awk...        

Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan.
 "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?"

Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
  "Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.   GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.   Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.   Monkey: Awk awk...        

One more.
 
GM: It's not actually a monkey, it's a  Ring-tailed Lemur.
 
Players: What the?
 
Subject 27's player: I examine the Lemur.
 
GM: Make a perception roll.
 
Subject 27's player: By 4.
 
GM: The rings are painted on.

He has a mansion and a yacht from selling illegal jewels...
 
Fudd Diamond!
 
They were the greatest detectives that Britain had ever seen! But they were horribly constipated! Robert Downey Jr. and Benedict Cumberbatch are...
 
No S**t Sherlocks!

Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan.
 "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?"

Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
  "Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.   GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.   Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.   Monkey: Awk awk...        

I hate to say this, dude, but except for no death vs. lots of death, this is the same. No. Really. I mean it.

Clan of the Care Bear

Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan.
 "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?"

Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
  "Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.   GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.   Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.   Monkey: Awk awk...        

Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan.
 "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?"

Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
  "Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------    Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.   GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.   Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.   Monkey: Awk awk...        

Sin City on the Edge of Forever
 
Dark City on the Edge of Forever
 
Bill and Ted's Excellent Matrix

He was the world's greatest escape artist!
 
But he couldn't escape the House of the Rising Sun!
 
Ho-dini!
 
Ho-dini, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Black Hawk Eastbound and Down

I remember the very first time a new player joined our group of experienced D&D'ers. One of them had told him something about trapped candles that shoot magic fire at whoever passes in front of them.
So, during the adventure, I (GM) am describing a narrow hallway, completely oblivious to the conversation mentioned above, and tell them that there are a pair of red candles.
Immediately, our new player goes: "I know this! Those are those dangerous candles, aren't they?" He proceeds to cut them to pieces and grins at me in triumph over his cleverness.
Me: " Ok. You're now standing in the dark."
 
Ever since that day, I always made sure there was at least 1 room in the enemy stronghold that had candles 

True Bludhaven