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Klytus

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  1. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What precedes a Gethro Tull? A: Don't. Blink.
  2. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. As seen on a friend's Google+ page... "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and...."
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did the impalement damage his rectum? A: Lick her.
  4. Re: Musings on Random Musings But all they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable. No one's going to eat your eyes.
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Baldric's "cunning plan" for selling insurance to the Queen? A: Now, with even less cunning than ever.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst part of DC during rush hour? A: The Universe™ is a harsh Mistress.
  7. Re: The cranky thread And my birthday was an Imperial A$$load of absolute suck. My plans for tonight got cancelled on me today. So did my plans for the weekend. Within 30-minutes of each other. Right at the tail-end of a stressful day at work. Happy $%^&!*@ Birthday!
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: A typo in the invoice took you the Gates of Hell? What were you supposed to deliver? A: Uncle Lou was not amused.
  9. Re: List Your CO Heroes! I love the costume
  10. Re: A Thread for Random Musings And so it came to pass, on 12:24am, August 10th, 2011, Klytus became, for exactly one year, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. Yeah, it's early, but I don't feel like staying up late to post it "on time"...
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did he shoot me three times and then threaten to shove a grenade "where the sun don't shine"? A: It was only a little bit of peril.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that goose with the water bill? A: A long, expensive, root canal.
  13. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Repped! Anal glaucoma is so going into my lexicon
  14. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That would be worse than dividing by zero!
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: When has Steam Punk gone too far? A: Not far enough.
  16. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Well, if this homeless dude is taking Welbutrin and Paxil... the way he talks about the world opening up... Paxil was the first antidepressant I was on, and one of the (few) good side effects was that I was able to remember my dreams. So, who knows what those two drugs combined would do to a person?
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