Roter Baron

Hey, it's "Complicated", not "Assassinate the Person('s Good Name) Above"! Speaking of which: BlueCloud2k2 is a decendent of th Old Man from the Mountain, Leader of Assassins and Terrorists. Of course he has lowered the bar considerably: He terrorizes waitresses with petty complains and kills the good mood in pubs for everybody!

Yes, and he yelled "Leave it to Bieber!" Saeth Tribble leaset said taxidermist shop from Justin Bieber to work on the project he has always dreamed of: Building a Monster of Tribblestein from what the cat dragged in! So far a half-eaten mice, some cat-barf and a piece of chewed bubble-gum. lat thing was from Bieber, though.

Oh, nothing soothes the pain of the untimely departure of a friend like the looting of his body! I know how that feels. Had an AD&D dwarven fighter-thief who died because dm did not let me drink a healing potion (well, an the fireball did the rest). I then played a paladin. After I a few weeks continuing the campaign I was wondering why everybody had so many magical items (the dm kept us rather short on that which is fine). Burst of laughter at the table and shouts of "That was your stuff!" was the answer. Of course I knew that nothing but the naked body of my dwarf hit the grave (burial all paid by my treasure of course) - I just had chosen to forget the ghoulish act. I am better now. But deep within I am still hurting ... badly ...

In 30 years of roleplaying there hasn't been one resurrection in any campaign I gmed or played in, excluding "adventure resurrections" that are really just scenarios ("You are dead - now fight your way out of hell!"). But that is in my oppinion not a resurrection in the sense of the first post but innovative storyline away from the "In the tavern a grey-bearded wizard approaches your heroes and tells you yadayadayda ..."-classic.

Isn't that part of what the trouble in the Ukraine is all about? Or was that Syria?

L. Marcus is the mastermind behind the plan of Sweden leaving the EU and the UNO. And Europe plus the planet Earth entirely. He wants to found Neuschweden on the planet Mars and (see the name) change the nation's language into German and do away with the King - he wants to crowm a Über-Quisling for life as a dictator. German as the new Swedish, Quisling was Norwegian - please go and see a shrink, man. The plan of a Swedish colony seems sensible though.

Cancer is the inventor of the colours ultra-marine, ultra-rosé, ultra-yellow and ultra-multra. The last one is a mixture of all of the former plus sweat drom under his armpit. Looks bad and smells worse.

Don't make fun of Fanny Patch Peg-Leg La Hook, Best and Cheapest Lay in the West Indies! And that wasn't her beard but the hair on her breast! BlueCloud2k2 is the inventor of the first submarine and wanted to sell it to the Royal Navy in the early 1800s. But for some strange reason they weren't interested in the Lead Duck, even when famous shipbuilder and scientist Downie Sinkenstein offered it at a real bargain. Needless to say the Duck was lost with all men (Sinkenstein) on her maiden voyage (3 meters out, 18 meters down). They didn't even bother to get it from of the bottom of the harbour.

During the French Revolution Death Tribble drove a shuttle bus from prison to the guillotin for Thomas Cook. On the ride back all the seats were free but the Tribble did not care at all - more time for red wine, baguette and love!

L. Marcus is Grand Master of Swedish Kung Fu - also called Norsk Nads Kicking. His title is "The Great Viking Longkick", his special maneuvers are "Thor's Thunder Bollocks Blow", "Freya's Family-Planning-Freeing Hit" and "Call your girlfriend in six months". Of course they sound way cooler in Swedish.

BC is Vlad Tepes' nick here on the forum. He tried "His Highness Vlad III Draculea, Prince of Walachia and Transylvania, Knight of the Order of the Dragon, Scourge of Turks and Osmans, Defender of Christianity, Punisher of the Wicked and Impaler of the Very Wicked, Pride of Rumania", but it was so damn long. And he grew tired of all the vampire-jokes. Anyway - All Hail to our Prince that Sucks!

Nobody is helping me with my honest question about English adjectives (really, please - help me!). I guess everybody was rounded up by BC and his Grammar Gestapo and thrown into Alphabet Basis Camps (ABC) where they have to shovel letters and write the sentence "I shan't answer ze Hun's questions!" 10 million times! Then they are shot - to their utter delight after BC's dehumanizing treatment. Vat a fihnt hee iz. (Yep, take that, you Spelling Nazi!)

Who turned his high school's pool into a puddle to organize a "Homecoming Mud-Wrestling Free-For-All Competition" with the winner facing the self-declared "King of Mud & Smut" himself? You guessed it right! Who was expelled after a thourough paddling (a mixed Texan-Alabamian Ole' School No Holds Barred Paddling, mind you!) by the principal to enforce the principle of a school free of mud, smut and stupid shenanigans? Guessed right again! P.S.: Does the word "Alabamian" exist? Meaning "from Alabama"? OOr did I just enrich the English language with an adjective nobody is in need of?

Nice rule! I would still force the pc or npc to make a Dex-Roll - chances are still pretty high, depending on where the minion starts about 40-50% and I would expect Si Fan members do dive in droves to save their Glorious Leader, Dr. Fu Manchu! Thus, the rules is also good for pulp villains.

Who ever rode with and on the Imperila Hedgehogs knows what a man must have - thick leather pants! I regret nothing. Cancer was a spy for the Germans in WW1. Why, he was Mata Hari! But the rumours about his execution are still true. Strange fellow indeed.

Alliance of the Willing - a group of supers who banded together to support George W's War on Terror Homeland Defender - keeping the Homeland save from terrorist threats Crusader - wants to make the world democratic, free and Christian (if the world likes it or not) Torch of Freedom - firebased heroine Terror-Eraser - commando-style infiltrator Shock & Awe - twins with the powers to stun and frighten their opponents

Werewolf at Night had a bad laboratory accident involving a washing machine - he is now Wash-and-Were!

Was it "Let's get into trouble for absolutely now reason and no chance to get away with it"-Day again and I missed out? Dammit!

Says the man with Stars& Bars on his "dingeling" - or as BC calls "him": Stonewall Jackson!

Death Tribble is the love-child of Churchill ... and King George!

Says the man who cheated Sailer Moon. With Mothra! Talk about U N F R E A K I N G B E L I E V A B L E SHOCKING! And choking ... (The mental picture still gives me the heaves)

Indeed I do! And what has reality to offer me? - Just a blue cloud with two many kays ... BlueCloud2k2 is responsible for bad weather, bad breath and smelly feet in Germany, with dentists and in Married with Children, respectively!

Tkdguy kept lobbying the UNO to recognize him as the Emperor of the North Pole. And he claimed that he is endorsed by all his penguin subjects. The fact that penguins don't live at the Noorth Pole made him capture and deported a few thousands of the little fellas from Antarctica. See ya at your trial at The Hague for Crimes against Penguinity, pal! We Evil Overlords must stand together - if all fails I'll spring you out of prison. I will never forget the support your Penguin Death Commando gave my Dachshunds at the Battle of Creamy Mustard at the Lollipop Front!

With all the sulfur in the air and fire breaking out of the ground I missed the address - touchè. I still stand by my statement that BC has married into EVIL and he now runs Disneyhell! And he did nothing to deserve it! I am the inventor of the Bileshake and the Screamy-go-round! That was MY JOB! See ya in Hell ... I mean Abyss. I don't want to stalk you on the job and beat you up in front of your (soon to be my) employees. I'll kick your demonic ass on your front-lawn before the eyes of neighbours, friends and family!

BlueCloud2k2 is Demorgorgon's son-in-law - which is the only reason why he is Prince of the 7th Hell! Damn that hellish nepotism!