Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
D&D3E
Having just encountered a Sucubus, the party's cleric of Pelor gleefully declared, "A Sucubus? Touch Attacks, here I come!"
From a different game (Record of Lodoss Wars, D&D3E), these gems.
From the High Elf Wizardess.
"I've only been a lady for a couple of days. It's very hard work!"
"Why would there be any problems with us travelling through the 'Forest of No Return'?"
"What I wouldn't give to get my hands on that wizard's staff!"
From my character.
"Excuse my Elf, she's a friend."
"And they wonder why I want to kill things."
"What do I do for a living? Basically, I kill things."
And just to throw a Champions one in the mix...
The party gadgeteer had, as many do, become our quartermaster. He had devised many tools and weapons for us, and came up with a 2d6 continuing RKA w/ AoE:radius. He called it a Fuel Air Thermite grenade, or FAT grenade. After having used it in a couple of sessions against robots and zombies (our GM finally realized the low book-keeping needed for low BODY automatons), our team faced of against Half-Jack. With most of us out cold, the hardened gunfiighter (who had the most unfortunate term for removing the pin of a grenade, as you will soon see) turned to the GM and said, "So it's just me and Half-Jack? Okay. I crack a FAT, and show it to him."