Androids. Something trying to be human over something human trying to be not.
And now we enter our Cerealist period....
Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter vs Count Chocula
Deering. Cuz I watched DS9 and didn't watch Buck Rogers and yet my ears still perk up when you say Erin Gray. (Yes, I said EARS.)
Invisible fisticuffs...
Tyler Durden vs Harvey the Rabbit
Being more familiar with the TV version of the court than the comics version I'll have to go Black Mask, because the owls went down like biatches!
Only one can steal the idol...
Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
Much as I like the classics, I'm co-opted by Joliet Jake and Elwood. Chicago wins, and then sneaks out the back way to avoid the cops.
Old School Monster Chick Battle! (TV series, not remakes...)
Morticia Addams or Lily Munster?
IT'S NOT ATTUMA! (The winner, that is).
When Androids Attack:
Roy Batty vs Data
(Edited because I didn't like my choice of fight; I hope I don't cause any confusion)
I'm typing on a MacBook, but PC commercials are so much less snide.
What's a computer without internet and what's internet without a search engine, so we ask that all important question about the battle of titans:
Alta Vista or Lycos?
Throw in some catnip and you've got a party!
Tough choice, but I gotta go with the original catsuit, Catwoman.
If you run into either be sure you're wearing a condiment...
Catsup or Ketchup?
Prankster deals with Superman and Trickster deals with The Flash, so I give it to Prankster for thinking BIG! But we all hope for Mutually assured prankstruction!
Mad Magazine never seemed to be able to decide this one definitively:
Black clad Spy or White clad Spy?
Hmmm... move in a very restricted pattern by ground at a comparatively slow pace, or risk showing up for your flight and being thrown off for one of a zillion b.s reasons. The romance of train travel wins!
It's music you might have trouble listening to....
8 Track Tapes versus 78 RPM vinyl.
You swallow wine of course. Spitting is for pansy wine tasters.
A battle fought for, oh a decade or two now:
Emojis or text abbreviations (LOL, ROFL...)?
I'm not sure they'd fight. They'd be bestest friends, like Skynet and Siri.
These Bills are long overdue... for a reckoning!
Bill O'Reilly vs. Bill Cosby
Thunder Thunder Thunder ThunderCATS! Cuz the sword of omens. And Cheetarah. Yes, I was a hormonally insane teen when Thundercats came about.
Talking Heads perverting the news...
Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore) vs Max Headroom
Arthur Fonzareli, while dancing a Russian cossack dance and jumping a motorcycle over a shark.
Evil children are the worst...
Damien Thorn (the Omen) vs Regan MacNeil (The Exorcist)