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    Heard this morning... Why did the turtle cross the road?
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    I saw The League of Super-Pets on Saturday. It was pretty fun.
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    The Number Two movie for Indiana Jones.
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    In Soviet Russia, duck gooses you!
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    I think it's Dutch...
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    Why was the cheesecake in a hurry?
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    I bought some coconut shampoo at the store. When I got home, I realized I don't even have a coconut.
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    Today I crossed the road, changed a lightbulb, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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    Oh, he could and he would.
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    I liked how they realized what had been happened to them, but overall the movie didn't have quite enough oomph to be good.
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    In France, he's a Sorcerer with Cheese.
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    Yep! When my son got his byakuren karate black belt at 12, he had to fight ten adult black belts for one minute each, with no breaks between.
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    The whole table was running on all cylinders that night. It really came together perfectly.
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