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Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore Whatever flavor this is, I don't think I want any.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I use that line often in game. "My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time."

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Re: A Thread for Random Videos If Harry Potter were a teen comedy...

Re: A Thread for Random Videos I just met you, and this is crazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMT_aqcFBq4

Re: "Neat" Pictures Time flies like an arrow. When you need to catch time flies, use mobius flypaper.

Re: Creepy Pics. Spoilered for animation.

Re: "Neat" Pictures They live. We sleep. Obey.

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Re: "Neat" Pictures The Marvelous Floating Stage of the Bregenz Festival In Austria

Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwjPB-8BcaY

Re: "Neat" Pictures Kenguru, the first electric car designed for the disabled.

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Re: Creepy Pics. Hello Kitty the Thirteenth

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Re: Star Hero Nominated for Two ENnie Awards! Sadly, I have another commitment Friday night. You know what would be funny? Accepting the award in a luchadore mask.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em-cI6CZpco

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Re: Superhero Images Sharif don't like it, but I do.

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Re: "Neat" Pictures Possibly should go in creepy or funny pics, but I like it.

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Re: Jokes God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, ”and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test Balance.” “Balance?” inquired Michael, “I’m still confused.” God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. “For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.” God continued, pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.” The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?” “That’s West Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from West Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.” Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, “But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance…”

Re: "Neat" Pictures Amazing. My favorite joke was the "wrong" one.