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Pariah

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  1. Re: Musings on Random Musings ...if you could just move yours I could get working on my own.
  2. Re: Countries that don't exist (but should) I sometimes tell people I'm from Eastern Slobovia. You know, it's one of those countries that came crawling out of the woodwork after the fall of Communism.
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    Re: test. Bloody right. Repped!
  4. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Cowboys have three players and a coach on the NFL's All-Criminal Team: Michael Irvin, Nate Newton, Alonzo Spellman, and Jimmy Johnson. ( http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2 ) New Topic: Classes that should have been offered in high school, but weren't.
  5. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Cursum Perficio from Enya's "Watermark" CD
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who ever thought a professor could make vector calculus so interesting? A: A hippie, a mime, and a retired NFL linebacker in a pink bunny suit.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The last thing Jean Grey said before she died was, "What, again?!"
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's worse than seeing Paris Hilton in an orange jail jumpsuit? A: That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Let's do it!
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Boot camp trainee: "This M-16 is lame. When do I get my BFG?" New Topic: Famous last words (or, The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.)
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I owe you Rep--to the tune of about $42,000.
  11. Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're reading Playgirl again?! A: Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen! Why do I have to stay away from them?! A: This is Rhode Island, you nitwit, not the Bespin Holiday Inn!
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Won't you please lick my nose? Just a little? Please? A: A shiny new anvil and a big bucket of antidepressants.
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: The hyperdrive's shot. What are our other options? A: According to quantum electrodynamics, no.
  15. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On the floor of your closet, you find a picture of a young Strom Thurmond. NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when...
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What weapon was used to give a 21-gun salute at Don Ho's funeral? A: The Main Street Diner in Briggsdale, Colorado.
  17. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fifty million dollars, control of eastern Slovenia, and a date with Power Girl...
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps them in the pockets of his gigantic billiards table. (Pluto was really taken off the list of planets last year because it was destroyed in a wicked game of cosmic 9-ball.)
  19. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Washington DC just claimed eminent domain and annexed it. (They figured it was the only way they'd be sure of getting those House and Senate seats they've been quacking about.)
  20. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, Mom, I got you tickets to a play. Huh? It's Sophocles' Oedipus the King, why do you ask?"
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