Pariah

It makes more sense than what the White House is tweeting. Yeah, I went there. New Topic: Christmas songs that drive you crazy, and why.

Champions. Fantasy Hero doesn't have Foxbat. Second City Music Showdown! Mr. Roboto (Styx) vs. 25 or 6 to 4 (Chicago)

Zero, zip, zilch, nada, goose egg.

Atrium

Oscar & Felix &Thelma & Louise

Justice League. Because you lost me at the word ‘Crisis’. Pixar Pugilistics: James P. Sullivan vs. Robert Parr

I expected Clarence Thomas and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but definitely not Antonin Scalia.

Running Dog Revisionist

All In the Family. It was entertaining, it had a message, and it didn't make me feel like I was losing IQ points when I watched it. Football!!! European Association Football (Soccer) vs. Australian Rules Football

Hyperion, because I can never remember whether the other one is pronounced EYE-oh or EE-oh. Which Is More Irritating? Students whining about why they missed last night's assignment deadline vs. That Chipmunks Christmas song

I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I don't give **** why you didn't get the assignment done by the deadline last night. Anything else I can help you with?

And try to catch the Browns? Preposterous.

Pie

Creamed eels.

You have a "No Vigilantes" sign posted in your window.

Kaeto has an infrared power ring.

Q: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to drive this way. A: Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal, and at least 700 meters deep.

And so it begins.... Where will Eli Manning play in 2018? Let's examine all the possibilities So, Eli Manning comes to Denver and spends the rest of his career fighting off comparisons to older brother Peyton? I think not.

I can make green slime in class and not have to worry about it eating all of my students. Relaxing Music: Gregorian chant vs. Enya

Have you seen the mistletoe It fills the night with kisses Have you seen the bright blue star It fills your heart with wishes Have you seen the candlelight It shines from every window Have you seen the moon above It lights the sky in silver Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you heard the boys outside When all the girls are skating Have you heard their sweet hearts cry For all this time they're waiting Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you seen the children playing Tiny hands are frozen Have you seen them hurry home When suddenly its snowing Green is in the mistletoe And red is in the holly Silver in the stars above That shine on everybody Gold is in the candlelight And crimson in the embers White is in the winter night That everyone remembers Have you heard that bells are ringing Ringing out their story Have you heard the choir singing Glory, glory, glory!

There is that, I suppose.

At least start Eli to keep his 200+ game streak alive. Pull him after a series, maybe, but not play him at all?

Aqib Talib may be a shutdown corner, but that doesn't help the team if he's not playing. He just got himself suspended for two games because he couldn't keep his hands off Michael Crabtree's chain. I wonder who he'll be playing for next season.

Q: Is is against the law to drive 1,100,000,000 km/hr on the freeway? A: I never said they were for dancing.

Q: Honey, why is there a thermonuclear device in our freezer? A: Sodium poisonate.