I used to work with a guy who made it his mission in life to learn the phrase "No smoking allowed in the submarine" in as many languages as he could. He was up in the forties, if I recall correctly.
Yeah, not helpful.
Our school now has a full-time ASL teacher. I learned some sign language years ago and can remember just enough to say hello in the hallway.
A: The toll is €314.16, payable in gold bullion or Bitcoin. Please have exact change.
Q: Nothing a good romp in the sack wouldn't take care of, I'm sure.