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The Drunken Monkey is a master of both monkey and drunken styles of fighting, and the more alcohol he drinks, the faster, stronger, more enduring, and berserking he does. 
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The Drunken Monkey is a master of both monkey and drunken styles of fighting, and the more alcohol he drinks, the faster, stronger, more enduring, and berserking he does. 
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"Deformers, junk in disguise. 
Deformers, going to poke your eye.
Junkabots wage there battle
To avoid the same fate
As the Wreckacons."

Super Fist GunHead Paid is a toy and a robot, or a toy that is a robot. In any case, this villainous mini mech has a changeable arsenal to help his cohort commit crimes.
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The video game industry has produced dozens of toys of its heroes. Among the most heroic is Monkey Rong , the wooden ape with the power of bananas at his command.
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I am down two picks I think. I am going to go with Lucy Lawless as my consort. 
 
A land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was  a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power.
The passion.
The danger.
Her courage will change the world."
 
And Mark Williams as the Priest
He is not your average priest
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I am down two picks I think. I am going to go with Lucy Lawless as my consort. 
 
A land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was  a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power.
The passion.
The danger.
Her courage will change the world."
 
And Mark Williams as the Priest
He is not your average priest
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You're too late, Cancer murmured to the sniper attempt.

I would like to pick Adrian Paul as the designated heir
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I have never had a song to lift me up but I have had some that I have empathized with over the years
 
 
 
Something I have to tell myself after work sometimes
 
A song my son loved before he got into meme music
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The golem known as Rainbow Sprinkles is a plushie unicorn that can move things around, heal wounds and illnesses, and stab people in the ankles. She hangs around the local hospital when not in action
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I would like to pick Jackie Chan as the greatest warrior in the land.
 
This is the good stuff.
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I would like to pick Jackie Chan as the greatest warrior in the land.
 
This is the good stuff.
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I would like to pick Jackie Chan as the greatest warrior in the land.
 
This is the good stuff.
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I would like to pick Jackie Chan as the greatest warrior in the land.
 
This is the good stuff.
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Someone has opened the toybox and allowed a new type of hero to emerge on the world stage. Someone has created golems out of toys to protect the world. What are these six heroes, and what can they do. (Read Threadbare. It was great)
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Ego man is the powerhouse of the team, crushing anything in his way and doing it in style. He can fly faster, hit harder, and gloat better than anyone. He attracts all the attention as a hero of the people, while working in the shadows as Kenny Clark, freelance reporter
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I would like to pick Harold Ramis as my wizard.
 
Imagine this  finger pastry as the magic of an ordinary wizard. My magic would be a pastry thirty five feet wide and weigh five hundred pounds.
 
That's a big pastry.
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I would like to pick Harold Ramis as my wizard.
 
Imagine this  finger pastry as the magic of an ordinary wizard. My magic would be a pastry thirty five feet wide and weigh five hundred pounds.
 
That's a big pastry.
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Dagger, a master of throwing knives, but they had a falling out. Owing Cloak a favor, he takes the fugitives to a better hiding place where they can regroup and get help from...
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So, pretty much any of them?

The White Crow is a magician/shaman with a bird motif. He helps maintain the prison for their captive, as well as battle any menaces who arise out of the desert. His signature spells are the cloud of feathers to teleport, and the stream of feathers that he uses to fill the air with deadly projectiles.
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Henry Stein is Duplicator. He creates a duplicate of himself that possess the right powers for the current job. He doesn't see himself as much of hero despite acting to save lives where he can.
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Something is buried in the desert of Utah. A group of Mormons and Indians have banded together to keep it locked down so it's not a menace to the world. Who are these six Locks (3 mormons, 3 Indians please)
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Linus Van Pelt worked as an underappreciated botanist for many years. After being assaulted by a street Santa, he snapped and decided it was time to unleash his skills on the world. No one will ever mess with the Great Pumpkin ever again
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