Klytus Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Re: The cranky thread There is one guy I know from online who IMs me about his latest adventures with hot sauce. He and his buddies once had a bet going to see who could take the most. They were drinking, right from the bottle, a vicious sauce called (appropriately enough) Vicious Viper. They both kept drinking shots until thier faces went numb. What lesson did they learn? As bad as hot sauce sauce is going down, its even worse 16 hours later on the way out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I once did a shot of tabasco on a bet for $50. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I once did a shot of tabasco on a bet for $50. Never again. And that stuff is water when compared to these other nightmares-in-a-bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samaritan Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Re: The cranky thread As bad as hot sauce sauce is going down, its even worse 16 hours later on the way out... From either end, I imagine. Ouchie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Manually populating databases really sucks. It's time consuming and error prone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Whatever shit's that's scared Old Man white... I don't wanna know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I hate Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I'm tired. I'm cranky. And I have a green Beretta named Petra and a green Colt named Zippy. And I haven't seen my bloody camera flash-card since... Thursday. I wonder where my sanity danced off to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Whatever shit's that's scared Old Man white... I don't wanna know... Tsk tsk. White after Labor day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread From either end, I imagine. Ouchie. Where, oh where is John T, the man, who for Christmas wants a T-shirt that reads "I don't have a sweet tooth, I have a hot tooth!" and could probably point you to something that could peel paint just by opening the bottle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Tsk tsk. White after Labor day. Good guys wear white hats year-round. And I can't exactly wear a white hat with that black jacket, can I? What a fashion disaster that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Good guys wear white hats year-round. But you're an evil evil man... Unless you're trying to change your ways now that you are married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Good guys wear white hats year-round. And I can't exactly wear a white hat with that black jacket' date=' can I? What a fashion disaster that would be.[/quote'] I dunno... aren't South American drug lords famous for their all-white suits and hats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I dunno... aren't South American drug lords famous for their all-white suits and hats? Just for that, I'm going to have my main villain for the Leskow and Walker adventure series, Nacht, the nigh-immortal Nazi supersoldier, wear all white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Just for that' date=' I'm going to have my main villain for the Leskow and Walker adventure series, Nacht, the nigh-immortal Nazi supersoldier, wear all white.[/quote'] Cool! I did this in Vampire with the Tremere Prince of one of my cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Another nice thing about wearing white is that I blend into the snow-covered terrain, so that my quarry will never know what hit him. Muahahahaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I'm having fun, because my editor in chief doesn't like recurring villains, even though I handed him the evil Justice League of America to him on a silver platter - Dark (Batman), Adonis (Superman), Harpy (Hawkwoman), Skyline (Spider-Man), Mojo (Doctor Strange), Fixx (Iron Man), and D. D. Thunder (Jenny Sparks) (with her brother Dexter Devereaux). (Yes, DeeDee and Dexter... the writer who invented Dexter Devereaux heard me make that joke, and couldn't WAIT to have me tie in the Ring with Dexter.) But... alas... the editor in chief is a dumb ass bastard. So, I get to take the characters back myself, make them Angel/Buffy/6 Million Dollar Man/X-Files level supervillains, and pit some I, Spy/Man From Uncle level superheroes against them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Another nice thing about wearing white is that I blend into the snow-covered terrain' date=' so that my quarry will never know what hit him. Muahahahaaa![/quote'] Or... as I once had Dick Grayson tell Peter Parker in a never completed crossover... Spidey: So... why does Batman make you wear that neon outfit while he gets to be all dark night camouflaged? Robin: He makes me? Heh... listen, if Bruce wants to be a wimp and use dark colors for a stealth crutch... Spidey: Has anyone ever called you a Gumby twist boy? Robin: No, not today yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Another nice thing about wearing white is that I blend into the snow-covered terrain' date=' so that my quarry will never know what hit him. Muahahahaaa![/quote'] The smell of Geritol and Ben Gay will give you away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread The smell of Geritol and Ben Gay will give you away. That's what the 10d6 Smell Flash is for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Seeman Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread I really, really hate punks. You know who I'm talking about. Punks. Jackasses. The come in all shapes and sizes. But they're all still punks. You can just tell. Punks... man... punks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Can we push Chirstmas back about three weeks so I can get prepared? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread How about if we just skip it altogether? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread How about if we just skip it altogether? Yeah, but if they make a movie out of it, it'll suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: The cranky thread Hm, weeks of stress and errands and spending money, or one crappy movie that I don't have to go see. Let me think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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