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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Your favorite Superhero is running for President; what is his/her slogan.

 

Punisher for President. I'll take care of that whole Iraq/Al-Qaida thing. Personally.

 

New Topic: Sitcom roles for your favorite superheroes.

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: What Reed Richards is getting Sue for Christmas this year.

 

"See, Sue? This machine, the Retcontinator, will re-write reality so that I'm not a complete douchbag who betrayed his friends, family, country, and world. Also, it will let Franklin grow up, instead of his current perpetual pre-teen state. So it will all be OK again, through Science!"

 

"OK, Sue?"

 

"OK?"

 

"Damn. I knew I should have just given her Hitler's brain."

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