Pariah Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that even with the kinkiest' date=' no [i']sickest[/i], possible preferences, do not belong in the bedroom. Newt Gingrich, polonium-210, or anyone from the cast of Jersey Shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that even with the kinkiest' date=' no [i']sickest[/i], possible preferences, do not belong in the bedroom. A T-Rex skeleton. It won't fit through the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ronald Reagan's corpse. NT: Which one of you sent the floods to Britain and why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which one of you sent the floods to Britain and why ? We were trying to get Rupert Murdoch when he went there to tesify, but the floods we sent got delayed. Sorry, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which one of you sent the floods to Britain and why ? I'm pretty sure it was Gillian Anderson. Something about apocalyptic means of dealing with stalkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which one of you sent the floods to Britain and why ? All of Florida, trying to ship the remnants of Tropical Storm Debby to dump on Euro 2012, and not making it all the way. NT: Local fauna that, even if giant-sized, make implausible title perils in a bad monster movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which one of you sent the floods to Britain and why ? I heard they were going to have trouble finding enough water for the boat racing in the Olympics. Guess I kind of overdid it, though. NT: Subtle signs the planners of the London Olympics have lost their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Local fauna that' date=' even if giant-sized, make implausible title perils in a bad monster movie.[/quote'] The Giant Beaver that Ate Eugene, with its sequel The Giant Duck that Ate Corvallis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Local fauna that' date=' even if giant-sized, make implausible title perils in a bad monster movie.[/quote'] Giant Kitten of Doom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Local fauna that' date=' even if giant-sized, make implausible title perils in a bad monster movie.[/quote'] Atomic MegaChicken Goes Nutzoid! NT: Subtle signs the planners of the London Olympics have lost their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the planners of the London Olympics have lost their minds. The logo isn't sign enough? [ATTACH=CONFIG]43769[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat >bump< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the planners of the London Olympics have lost their minds. Everybody has to wear that funky pink hat that Pippa Middleton wore to the Royal Wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the planners of the London Olympics have lost their minds. The home stretch of the Olympic torch delivery is patterned after the Upper Class Twit of the Year contest. NT: Olympic events that might be anticlimactic, but would at least be fun to watch (perhaps from a safe distance). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Olympic events that might be anticlimactic' date=' but would at least be fun to watch (perhaps from a safe distance).[/quote'] The Synchronized Drowning competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Olympic events that might be anticlimactic' date=' but would at least be fun to watch (perhaps from a safe distance).[/quote'] "And the Germans are the favored team in today's 50 meter live grenade catch..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Olympic events that might be anticlimactic' date=' but would at least be fun to watch (perhaps from a safe distance).[/quote'] "We're doing the Sabre competition en masse this year. Last participant with a non-severed head gets the gold medal!" NT: Times when a mime showing up unexpectedly would be terribly inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when a mime showing up unexpectedly would be terribly inconvenient. During the Pesidential debates. Of course, that would guarantee that at least one person wasn't saying stupid things all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when a mime showing up unexpectedly would be terribly inconvenient. When you're trapped somewhere and need somebody to go for help. "What's wrong, Mimey? Timmy's trapped in an invisible box?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you desperately need the bathroom. NT: Describe the hat Princess Beatrice might wear to the Olympics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's like the one she wore to the wedding. Only this one has missiles on it. Real ones...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Describe the hat Princess Beatrice might wear to the Olympics: It is made from the skins of all the orcs she has slain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Describe the hat Princess Beatrice might wear to the Olympics: It's like the bodice of Lady Gaga's meat dress, but shaped like a sombrero and made of chitterlings. NT: Things my daughter (age 15) found while cleaning out her closet today for the first time in a couple of years. Difficulty: I have already invoked the arms off the Venus di Milo and the Ark of the Covenant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The bones of a Search Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things my daughter (age 15) found while cleaning out her closet today for the first time in a couple of years. Difficulty: I have already invoked the arms off the Venus di Milo and the Ark of the Covenant. The planet Neptune. You'll never need air conditioning again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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