Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you really should have applied for an Internship with EVIL, INC on Career Day. Doctor Doofenshmirtz isn't hiring this year. NT: Subtle signs that your indoor cat is a secret agent under deep cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 There is Wristwatch Laser hidden behind her Litterbox and it aint yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that your indoor cat is a secret agent under deep cover. Your digital camera is missing its data card, and your hard drive has 71.77 GB of files you don't remember encrypting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 You found the dog garroted in the backyard. NT: Subtle signs that your dog is smarter than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that your dog is smarter than you. You discover too late that he's switched the Kibble and the Cap'n Crunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that your dog is smarter than you. Who has the Pooper Scooper in his hands? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 You found the dog garroted in the backyard. NT: Subtle signs that your dog is smarter than you. Which one of us goes off every morning to work, and which one lies around the house all day -- and then expects a treat upon my return home? NT: Subtle sings the cat doesn't like the new puppy you brought home last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 You find the puppy duct-taped to the ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 You find the puppy buried under the wreckage of all the furniture, heaped in broken bits in the master bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 NT: Subtle sings the cat doesn't like the new puppy you brought home last week. You can't find the puppy, but the cat's food dish is suspiciously full. Hmm, maybe he did like the puppy after all. NT: More subtle signs that this is the wrong convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 NT: More subtle signs that this is the wrong convention. Way, way, WAY too much red, white, and blue bunting, far too many "beautiful people" and TV cameras, and you are asked at every turn whose delegate you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 You are the only person wearing clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 NT: More subtle signs that this is the wrong convention. You are the only one not wearing clothes. NT: The new charity craze is to be doused by ice water. What if the NGD version ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 NT: The new charity craze is to be doused by ice water. What if the NGD version ? To post while not wearing pants. Oh wait, we always do that. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 You are the only one not wearing clothes. NT: The new charity craze is to be doused by ice water. What if the NGD version ? To get slapped in the face by an angry clown. And I'm a Clown-a-phobe. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 NT: The new charity craze is to be doused by ice water. What if the NGD version ? Play an entire game of D&D 4e for six hours with no breaks. Put it on YouTube as proof. NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have posted that YouTube video after all. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have posted that YouTube video after all. It goes viral, and everyone you know or meet forevermore knows you as "Sterno Butt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 You now have a restraining order against you for stalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that maybe you shouldn't have posted that YouTube video after all. The NSA arrives at your door, wondering how you got your hands on that much enriched uranium. New Topic: A super-genius has captured and re-programmed Mechanon. What is the killer robot's new programming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 New Topic: A super-genius has captured and re-programmed Mechanon. What is the killer robot's new programming? To be the greatest e-sportsman ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 To kill Justin Beiber and remove all trace of her existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 New Topic: A super-genius has captured and re-programmed Mechanon. What is the killer robot's new programming? The same thing that it always was, Try and take over the world, NARF ! NT: Results of Disney cage fights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Pumbaa defeats all breathing opponents, but is defeated by Auto in their semi-final match. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Elsa leaves the audience cold. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 The Hulk/Mr. Incredible pay-per-view makes millions but ends in a draw. After the fight, Bruce calms down and Bob buys him a couple of beers. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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