Dust Raven Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 "It's My Dice" by Dust Raven a parody of "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi Listen to the midi and sing along! This ain't a song for the lucky rollers There isn’t a prayer for the luckless tollers I have just rolled yet another eighteen I throw another fit And then you hear me scream [Chorus:] It's my dice I think they’re evil They must be possessed by the devil When I roll my dice I pay the price (It's my dice) Yet another fumble displayed The GM said I screwed up my day When I roll my dice I pay the price It's my dice This is for the ones who can’t reroll The GM wont’ let me ‘cause he has no soul My rolls are gettin’ worse every time they’re thrown Luck ain't even lucky Got to get some new bones [Chorus:] It's my dice I think they’re evil They must be possessed by the devil When I roll my dice I pay the price (It's my dice) Yet another fumble displayed The GM said I screwed up my day When I roll my dice I pay the price 'Cause it’s my dice Better roll high when they're calling you out Don't whine, don't wait, baby, don't look down [Chorus:] It's my dice I think they’re evil They must be possessed by the devil When I roll my dice I pay the price (It's my dice) Yet another fumble displayed The GM said I screwed up my day When I roll my dice I pay the price [Chorus:] It's my dice I think they’re evil They must be possessed by the devil When I roll my dice I pay the price (It's my dice) Yet another fumble displayed The GM said I screwed up my day When I roll my dice I pay the price 'Cause it’s my dice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Waters Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Truly excellent. Mucho rep*, DR! *as soon as I can again: someone rep this guy for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Truly excellent. Mucho rep*, DR! *as soon as I can again: someone rep this guy for me? Thanks I have a habit of writing parodies like this. Some may recall the ones I posted back when the 5th edition was first being published... Anyways I figured I'd post one I just did. If enough people like it, I'll post more as they come to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herolover Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Yep GREAT I repped ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Waters Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Boing. C'mon guys! This is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guyon Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Very funny! Nicely done Dust Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestidigitator Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Nice. Can't rep you, as you seem to provide a reason to do far more frequently than I have the opportunity. Oh, and get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: It's My Dice This song if for my wife. She seemed to have the worst luck on dice rolls (epsecialliy damage). So for the couse of about 3 months we recorded all of her damage rolls - and she came out at an average of 2.94 Then we did it again with someone elses dice - ones that when he rolled them, were okay. She came up 3.01 The gm started letting her buy a couple extra damage classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Thanks everybody.... looks like I'll be doing more of these. :D Rather, looks like I'll be posting more of these. One of my old groups (with which I still play with some of) had a habbit of writing parodies, or filks, about their in or out of game experiences. I just have a habbit of using modern music as a basis instead of traditional or fold music. Oh' date=' and get a life. [/quote'] Hey, this is my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Bump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted June 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Re: It's My Dice That reminds me... I was supposed to be doing more of these parodies... I better get to work then, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Re: It's My Dice I was SO thinking "...and I'll cry if I want to." Shrug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Black Lotus Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: It's My Dice So THIS is how these board oldies get all of their Rep points.... OMG HAX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx! Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Dust Raven! That is so good! How do I find the others you did? By the way, last week the GM forgot his dice, so I insisted that he borrow from me. All through the game he was crying, "What!?" Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolgroth Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Great parody. Reminds me of Nathan, one of my players from WAAAAY back. Couldn't roll a good roll to save his character's (or the rest of the party's) life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dust Raven Posted June 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: It's My Dice Dust Raven! That is so good! How do I find the others you did? By the way, last week the GM forgot his dice, so I insisted that he borrow from me. All through the game he was crying, "What!?" Cheers! The others were on the old boards, but unfortunately it seems that they can't be found there (a search turned up threads that were missing the first page of posts, which would have included the filks). I suppose it wouldn't hurt to repost them here though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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