death tribble Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Der Roter Baron can clear a bar or a public square in 30 seconds flat by asking out loud 'Who wants to oil my body ?'. Inevitablely there are people who get trampled etc but the police seem to think it is a price worth paying for peace and quiet. Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Death Tribble has an innocent young thing come in every Tuesday morning to oil his body. When they put in the cyberwear parts, they put them in so the lubrication port is inaccessible, so in his regular weekly maintenance he needs someone else to put in the few drops of sewing-machine oil to keep the heavy weapons selector servo and spent cartridge ejector running smoothly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Yeah, but he luring that innocent young thing into the clutches of that underoiled, inadequately running, sub-lubricated half-metal cyber-fiend with sweet words and even sweeter candy? Cancer, that's who! He and his International Agency for White-Slaving of the Innocent Inc. Well, at least he is pretty open and honest about his purposes and aims ... Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 RB wears Ray Bans sunglasses. This si why he looks so cool at school. Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Bazza has to play Christmas Koala rather than Christmas Kangaroo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 DT once dated a kangaroo. They even had a kid. Both his ex and his kid are now on the Winnie the Pooh. It is only because of Ritalin that Roo doesn't act more like Tigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 is the only one who misses the once and for all and ever cancelled "Shoot yourself a Tigger"-Safari in Rainbowland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 The whole mint run of Baden's 1873 5-thaler pieces was spoiled and had to be melted down after it was realized that Roter Baron had managed to swap the obverse dies for ones with his image rather than the Grand Duke's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Cancer once flew with wings of concrete. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 L. Marcus was the one who tore the wings off of a Concord and gave them to Cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once shot down a Concord - just to show off. He didn't even stay to take pictures of the Great Fire of Paris that errupted due to the flaming wreck detonating in mid-town of the French capital. He is cold as ice (... ice ... baby!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 Speaking of being cold as ice. Ever wonder what happened to Elsa from Frozen? RB married her and while they were consummating said union she almost froze his bits off. I'm not sure if I should laugh or be jealous that he got that kind of reaction out of her. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Being beaten up by Scar from the Lion King or Malificent from Sleeping Beauty could be considered cool. Being beaten up by Pinnochio while he is still a puppet is not. Ask BlueCloud2k2 as he knows. He was that soldier. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 DT once beat Timon and Pumba at a bug eating contest. By one cockroach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 And the cockroach was BlueCloud2k2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Death Tribble is the biggest cockroach rancher south of Leicester. That's right. With three roaches to his name. Firstly, there ain't so many roach farmers in the UK to beginn with, and most are more in the North towards Scotland. The Outer Hebrides have some first-class roach breeders as far as I have heard. Sesondly, I did not say that his ranch is big, but that he is big. You should really watch the munching, old boy, with summer coming and the beach season approaching. We don't need last year's "stranded whale"-bullshit this year again - the children were all crying their eyes out! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 RB once smoked a roach. Interpret that however you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 RB once smoked a roach.Roaches fed on peyote cactus. BlueCloud2k2: it's not just for gas attacks on the Western Front any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 In every recording -- ever -- of Vivaldi's The Four Seasons, Cancer is the triangle player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 The other sides of that triangle ... love triangle ... are L. Marcus and Dana Scully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Cancer is Conchita Wurst's beard-double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 When Roter Baron tells the story of Hansel and Gretel, the witch's house is made of Rollmops. He omits the odor issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Cancer's life inspired the War of the Roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 L Marcus's life inspired the Conflict of the Daises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Death Tribble's 18th birthday party inspired the plot of the movie "Zombie Holocaust". Actually, "inspired" is not fully correct - a lot of the most drastic scence were video footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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