death tribble Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once built a do it yourself nuclear reactor. At some place called Three Mile Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Oh yeah? Well DT built Chernobyl. Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 BC gave Malekith the Svartalf pointers in omnicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 L Marcus build a time machine and told Hitler to start rounding up Jews, then went and told Stalin that there were 20 million Russians plotting against him that needed to die, then went and told Mao that if he didn't kill at least 45 million Chinese, then the whole nation was doomed to starvation. So that makes L Marcus responsible for 71 million deaths. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 invented death. Which makes him responsible for billions of deaths. Not only of humans. But also of insects and fish. And cats and dogs.... Hark ! Is that a lynch mob I can hear ? BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Said lynch mob is the traditional SoHo mob, held weekly since 1707 to weed out the uncool. DT's idea, I'm afraid, and its first victim. How ironical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Before irony came around being funny was more precious: Goldy, silvery, coppery - and then came L. Marcus and made it hard and rusty! L. Marcus is the Anti-Midas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Roter Baron is the Roland statue in the central square of Bremen, texting in his active Internet life when no tourist camera is pointed at him. And since he owns the outfit that runs the security cameras there ... those aren't an issue. Someday he wants to have a T2 connection run up his pantsleg so he can dispense with the keypad and phone link, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Cancer once posed as an astronomical observatory. He enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 DT once posed as Prince Charles. I would imagine the Queen was not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once accused the Queen of being a Cornish crossdresser named Carmichael Kinkypants III. How did you like your two-years-tour to the dungeon of the Tower, knave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 RB was a Beef-eater until they discovered he was actually Vegan. No aliens allowed in the Tower. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 L Marcus knows all about aliens. His mother was a Klingon and his father was a Rodian. I hear that the wedding was beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 once posed as an aquarium. Six months of hypothermia was a small price indeed to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Arthur Brown's "I am the god of hell fire" is actually a fairly faithful recreation of Death Tribble's reaction to being served margarine rather than clotted cream on his scone. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Cancer was the composer of Yakity Sax. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 BC's parting words to Harpo Marx inspired a lot of bad fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Speaking fan fic, you know the Twilight Fanfic that became 50 Shades of Gray? tkdguy wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 wrote the 1983 Labour Manifesto which was called the longest suicide note in history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 DT is a Pinko Commie Rat Bast*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 BC is the Chairman of that particular party. He named it. "The Pinko Commie Rat B*st*rds -- for an equitable future!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 L Marcus is our Secretary! BTW, where are the minutes from our last meeting? Do I need to have you flogged? Again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 We all want the minutes back that we were obliged to spend in meetings of little importance. BlueCloud has a deal with Chronos that gets some back in exchange for fixing the parking tickets Father Time incurs on New Years's Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 Cancer is still pissed that Chronos cursed him to have to experience twice the amount of time in Staff Meetings as the other Professors.See what happens you cut off a Time Lord in traffic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2014 Report Share Posted October 6, 2014 BleCloud2k2 wants the ecology parties to rename the Whitehouse, the Greenhouse if they get elected. He can't understand why people laugh at the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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