tkdguy Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Cancer is best known for batting a thousand in the Little League. Of course, he was in his thirties at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 tkdguy batted very well against the St Louis Cardinals using only a flyswatter. However the Chicago Cubs were understandably upset and he was ejected from the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 DT stood for the ejecting. I 'm still trying to figure out how he managed to sneak rocket boosters into TKD's shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 L. Marcus once beat Rosanne Bar in an eating contest, by one french fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 was close - but that last fry was all it took: He went with a BANG! What a bloody mess that was! That was clearly signed a NON SELF-EXPLOSION AREA! Read the damn sign, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 RB went through a time rift last time he posted, and only just now got to the other side. From his subjective perspective, he traveled for 100,000 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 L. Marcus once traveled through a time rift called the Chunnel. Though why he'd want to visit Paris is beyond me. Maybe he likes the smell of urine on the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 "Smell of Urine" is a new cologne BlueCloud2k2 tried to introduce in the international market for men's after-shaves. Really wasn't all that successful, even when advertised as "Organic - 100% self-produced". Maybe the packaging ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 When obliged to converse about chemistry in English, Roter Baron always mispronounces "gadolinium" as "goddammium". Roter Baron and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Cancer plays chess with spent uranium rods. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 DT was voted most likely to cause a Nuclear Holocaust by his primary school classmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 BlueCloud2l2 called his firstborn Doctor Faustus Holocaustus, causing the young boy nothing but trouble. Why couldn't you opt for a better, less ridiculous name like, for instance, "Sue"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 You're just mad because I'm your daddy and when you traveled back in time to force me to change your name, you over-shot the US and landed in Germany, failed to get a passport, and was unable to prevent me from naming you Herr Doctor Faustus Holocaustus. Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy, fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 plays chess with Monopoly pieces. The people, who he stole the pieces, from hate him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 DT has a chess set made from the bones of his wife's exes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 That sadist BlueCloud likes nothing better than pulling the legs off a garden slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 The world's first attempt at running a business was Cancer opening a porcupine-on-a-stick stand in Olduvai. Homo Heidelbergensis being somewhat naïve, he sold out his entire stock before the customer base all died from blood poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 L. Marcus sold the nose of the Great Sphinx to one of the soldiers in Napoleon's army. Shipping and handling turned out to be really expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 You don't want to know what tkdguy sold to George Washington. Trust me on this. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 You just don't want to admit there are pictures of you wearing nothing but a pink tu-tu and a smile exist, let alone that tkdguy stole a time machine to sell them to GW. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 You've heard of the song I saw 'Mummy kissing Santa Claus' ? Well the original version was a propaganda piece penned by BlueCloud2k2 called 'I saw Hitler kissing Goebbels' and it got him kicked out of the States by HUAC during the Red Scare. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 DT was Joan of Arc, in his previous life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 BC was the guy who provided the matches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 L Marcus supplied the kerosine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 BlueCloud was the rat-on-a-stick concessions vendor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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