L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Cancer inspired both Calvin and Hobbes. The philosophers, not the strip cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 While L. Marcus's childhood was the inspiration for the comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes. He's still toting around that damned tiger, btw. And that, boys and girls, is why L. Marcus can't get a date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 on the other hand has lots of dates. Hundreds! Thousands even! He sells them at a fruit stand near the mall, dressed up like Santa. You can't miss him: The only blue Santa in the whole mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 The inspiration for the German Eurovision song contest winning song 'A Little Peace'was Der Roter Baron. Specifically his neighbours who wany him to quiten down so they could get a little peace and quiet. Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Says the Tribble who "RULEs BRITANNIA!" at 3 in the morning! And then takes the "Rocky Road to Dublin" as an encore - with bagpipes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Roter Baron thinks playing the Bag Pipes is a Euphemism for Bedroom Activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 It is not? Be that as it may: Euphemism is not a first name, that's for sure. Take note, Cloud, and rethink the baptism of your daughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 RB holds the Scientology franchise for Germany, Austria, Bohemia, and Illinois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 L Marcus once got a lot of money by changing his name to Frank Hise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 DT dated L. Ron Hubbard in college. What nobody knows that the famous author used to a woman named Linda Ronda Hubbard. But nobody knows if the sex change was before, during, or after his/her relationship with DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 BlueCloud stopped driving his hot rod Lincoln, but only because he traded it in for a V12 Cadillac that could outrun the cops. Until they caught him and told him to get out of Denver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Cancer once bought a six pack of Yugos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Hermit summons up flashmobs at tool stations on the turnpike to fill the collection machines with zinc slugs and sulfuric acid, and then set the resulting hydrogen gas on fire. Everyone drives free when that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Cancer just made the Terrorist Watch List and No Fly List with that last post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 BC flings Tonka toys with his mini-trebuchet. The cat is not amused. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 L. Marcus is the inventor of the cat-a-pult. He is also the sponsor of the whale-o-mat and instigated the raining of cat-and-dogs while living high of the hog. He also puts the tiger in the tank, takes the lion's share and answers the phone with "The eagle has landed!" And yes, he used to call himself Noah "Bubba" Holy Spook Junior. There is not senior Spook, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 RB once tried to have carnal relations with a woman while wearing a chicken suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 A blatant lie! She was wearing the chicken costume, I was the Foxy Fox! BlueCloud can't tell mammal from poultry. That's why I have always declined to take a bite from his Thanksgiving "turkey". Turkey have legs, sure, but - dammit: They don't have arms! And those don't have "Semper Fi" tatoos! And that doesn't make 'em "fish" either, so it is not "cool" and "good Catholic" to eat Marines on Friday! Marines are a traditional Easter dish, you heathen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 RB tried to convince Glenn Miller to get off that damn plane ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 ... and into L. Marcus's submarine, the Swedish-flag Underwater Den of Deviant Debauchery, to spend a life of dissipation among those Swedish temptresses. Now you know what really happened to Capt. Miller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Cancer invented Barley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Death Tribble invented a tasteless, odorless poison that does double damage against Sicilians even when death is on the line BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Hermit invented the state of Montana. Down to every blade of grass and every leaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 DT invented New Jersey. That's why he's never allowed to set foot in NYC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 BluCloud2k2 invented Texas. Which is why he is detested all across America and Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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