death tribble Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio third in line to the throne of the United States Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Washington turned down the Kingship of the fledgling USA at death tribbles behest in favour of a Presidentcy. He explained that it was a good way of obtaining a tax break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's song and dance spectacular is now available for the first time in DVD. It is still in the red in gross let alone net reciepts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above When you rub Death Tribble on top on your head, he sticks to the Universe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above RR50 has to practice her shimmy in a locked room. The last time she tried it in public medical insurance claims for whiplash injuries from various passersby topped $2million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a team of injury/accident lawyers that follow me around just for such occurences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above RebRed invented cardboard-flavoured snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus was the official "Last man Standing" at Boise, Idaho's last annual Halloween Pig Wrestling, Goat Roping, Mule tickling Hootenanny. His family are so proud of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio can see neutrinos, which enables him to engage in much private humor by leaving highly subversive, blasphemous, and libelous graffiti around in the form of lepton swarms the local agents of the Thought Police can't even see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer did the hippy, hippy shake and suffered arthritis for his pains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the inventor of the Hippy-Hippy-Shake. Comes in three different flavours: Bland, Mouldy and Just-Green. Neither is hip, but all make you shake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron did a lap dance for Joseph Stalin while dressed up as Adolph Hitler. It did not go down well at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Quantum mechanics breaks down around Death Tribble. Originally the famous thought experiment was "Schrodinger's Tribble", but when they tried the experiment he always came out alive. It works better with cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was a scientific advisor to Presidents until he set fire to Dr Kissinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble: the man in the long pork pie hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was the brains behind the "Let's give it a poke and see what happens " project at CERN. The results are still classified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had his liver replaced by a gerbil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble occasionally moonlights as the Great Attractor, when the original wants a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has a lion's heart, the legs of a gazelle, the shoulders of a bull and the eyes of a tiger. Yes, he stopped dieting and is quite hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is mighty quick ... indeed! (Get outta ma way, bozo, when I'm complicating Herr Tribble, willya?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Rotor Baron has fingers that work faster than his brain can think. This sometimes causes him problems in public swimming pools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio had a sloth who got a degree in philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above The last time I saw death tribble he was on a desert island plating a rope made from hairs on his back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above The last time I saw Narratio he was being sacrificed to a volcano by a bunch of field mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above As I wrote in the May issue of the Journal of Aberant Pdychology, death tribble's compulsion to spread religious fervour amongst small rodents has a few draw backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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