rebeccared50 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above who's a fuzzy wuzzy?!.. yes he is, yes he is!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I read somewhere that RR50 lead a military expedition against the fuzzy-wuzzies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I have it on good authority that Narratio was the main instigator of the recent geriatric mobs in Florida.. he's trying to lead the old people in a revolt against the theme parks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above On days when she's feeling down, Rebeccared50 hops into her 1954 Studebaker convertible, puts the top down, and drives through Seligman, Arizona, throwing fresh irises and daisies to people on the street. EDIT: It's like this one, but the image is a 1953 instead of a '54, and the paint is a little different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above On days when she's feeling down' date=' Rebeccared50 hops into her 1954 Studebaker convertible, puts the top down, and drives through Seligman, Arizona, throwing fresh irises and daisies to people on the street.[/quote'] And I have Cancer with me, dressed in his best cocktail dress and pumps, blowing kisses to his adoring hoards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above RR50 once led a Mongol horde, but that was back in her 'make war not love' days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio rates about 8.9 on the Weird-Sh!t-O-Meter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus chronically underestimates all quantitative measures. This can be either handy, or crippling, depending on circumstances. Just don't ask him how far you have jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's reputation was ruined when he was caught with a truckload of pornographic Bibles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty's reputation was ruined when she was praised by the Catholic Church, The Church of Latter Day Saints, Billy Graham and Maryln Manson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Among Death tribble's family heirlooms is the vendor's carbon copy of the receipt for the materials to make 36 barrels of gunpowder, sold to one Guy Fawkes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Interestingly enough Cancer's great, great, great grandfathers real name was Guido Fochs. Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Curiously enough Narratio's grandfather is a J Stalin from Georgia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above When you get Death Tribble wet, he shrinks to the size of a mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above When you get RebeccaRed50 wet you start a riot in the surrounding states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above ooh... he's such a cute widdle snuggems!! yes he is, yes he is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Betty Paige used RR50 as a role model. And rightly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is distantly related to Adam Sandler. Not distant enough reckons Narratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is a fine patron of the arts and a man of no uncertain dignity and tact. And once went undercover as feather duster to break a White Slavery ring outside of Soho...in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 has been known to, strictly from the goodness of his heart, buy homeless street girls a hot meal and drive them back home to mother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above RR50, while posing as a homeless street girl in order to break a white slavery ring outside Soho, once had to beat E84 off with a feather duster. Oh how they all laughed when the truth came out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Despite rumors to the contrary, Narratio has NEVER served as Brad Pitt's sexual "Stunt Double". He was, however, once in the "Five" of seven of the sexiest women on the European Continent. (He's since asked them to stop calling so much) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is banned from the Governor's mansion in California after the infamous Patty Cake Patty Cake Bakers Man incident at Schwarzenegger's inauguration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above True fact: death tribbles are descended from woolly mammoths. A population got isolated on an island above the Arctic Circle, and habitat change forced them to become much smaller and lose the big external ears. About the only ancestral mammoth traits to reach the present day unchanged are a ferocious temper and a preference for bar soap perfumed with balsam fir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is the Lovechild of the Age of Aquarius and the Age of Pisces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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