Cancer Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble starts each day with a bracing cup of prickly pear needle tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has a restraining order against the New York Jets offensive line. They kept tackling him everytime he went shopping in malls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble taught that line everything it knows. My, is it offensive! Every other word is four letters long! And the others can only be found in very specialised thesauri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above I once found L. Marcus questioning the Rockettes concerning the where-abouts of his shoe wardrobe... it would seem his favorite pair of pumps was missing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above RebeccaRed50. As the song says, 'She may not be a lady but she's all woman' well except for the Seal genes she injects so she can hunt fish more effectively. The downside is a paranoid fear of Great White Sharks and Polar Bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble: his family have been chastity belt makers for the House of Habsburg since 1628. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once had a troupe of gerbils who he trained to impersonate Presidents of the United States. His star was a gerbil called Ronnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above If you rub death tribble fur on the plastic used for most laptop cases, in two strokes you generate a big enough static charge to fry every chip in the motherboard. There's a reason DT uses only rack-mount server-class machines with milspec grounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is infested with a parasite called Desmond who emerges to sing classic Broadway tunes at inoppotune moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was set designer for the off-Broadway hit Sigmund Freud -- der Musikal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was amputated from President Mitterand of France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble was amputated from Liberaces wardrobe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above rebeccared50 was once Paula Abdul's personal dance coach. Then came that incident with the bullwhip, the skateboard and extra large bowl of orange custard. Things were never the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio ritually sacrifices Russians to Baba Yaga to keep the old witch off his back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is a wardrobe malfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once accused of causing a wardrobe malfunction... on Skippy the Chimp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rebeccared50 ... goes from town to town, in a caravan drawn by an army of slave "boys" dressed in tight shorts and mountaineer caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is a mild-mannered Professor by day, by night he works a station on the Underground Railroad to smuggle rich white people into Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty used to be a pogostick tester for Hasbro. And then came the company party incident with the hula hoop assembler, the roller blade tester and somebody who forgot to turn off the security cameras. Company stock fell 15 points on the day it all became public. Even now she flushes when she sees a pogostick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once banned from the Disney Club but signed an NDA so no-one knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribbel once used Walt Disney's head as a sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus has stolen hosiery from 1,245,307 women in Scandinavia. He also has the largest sock puppet collection in Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above After I was forcibly ejected from the Mickey Mouse House of Fun Club (Oh Annette!), it was Cancer who pulled me through. He councelled me, consoled me and cuddled me. That was 25 years ago, and he's still doing it. Can I get a court injunction to make him stop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is haunted by the ghost of Easter past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is haunted by the ghost of Samhain Present... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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