Basil Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: Fist-sized jewel-tone-colored object, sometimes mistaken for a large d12/d20, capable of floating/flying with no apparent support. Will react to being called "thingumabob," "whatsis," and other such terms. If found, please email eking@champshomestead.oldreality.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost - Paradise. If found, please return to Milton or call 666-SATAN. A reward will be given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Editting and writing talent. Like new. Logo looks like it might be Marvel's but has been scratched off. If yours call 1-800-DCU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost - Great White Whale. If found call Nantucket 18-16-32, ask for Jonah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads We're looking for sharks! New or used, any condition, any size---so long as they're jumpable, we can deal! Contact: all TV programs, sooner or later (usually sooner). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikesama Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: 17" laptop that never needs to be plugged in with rather irritating AI installed in primary OS. Whatever you do don't order anything online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: One airliner full of people. May have crashed on some uncharted island someplace. If found, please inform International Search and Rescue, because that's about the only group who'll be able pull off that kind of operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One oxygen tank, connected to reinforce transparent kevlar mask. Seriously damaged by re-entry and impact. Has large triangular symbol with letter on it; if you tell me the letter, I'll send it to you. Contact OUTR-MNGLA-34. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost - One pair of eyes. Will reward due to sentimental value, they used to belong to Bette Davis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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