Basil Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: Set of sharks for my bear. If found, do not attempt to jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads FOUND: two super-suits. tag says "Product of Latveria, 1977" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One A.P. Delayed secondary exploding microjet 150mm handgun round. Last seen entering some street pursesnatcher's skull at point blank range. If found please contact Frank Castle' date=' at 1-888-Please-Spare-MyLife. If pursesnatcher is found with round, you may keep whats left. [/quote'] 150 mm?! Six inches?! Lords of light! Please don't point whatever fired that thing at my house! EEEP! FOUND: Near Hall of Justice -- Matching woman's tiara or headband and bracelets set made of really tough metal, yet very finely made. Bracelets seem to have a few scratches and I found a strand of long black hair in the tiara. May not be related, but a length of strange golden rope also found same location. A full description of item(s) will be required for their return. Contact me at 213-555-STUF between 4 and 10 pm. Matt "Wish-I-could-find-some-stuff-like-this" Frisbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads FOUND: A school of strangely mutated sea bass with a nasty disposition. To claim, contact the Amphibian, c/o General Delivery, Vibora Bay, Florida, USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: Key to the Tomb of Wattoom Physical Description: how do you picture a concept ? Well its quite metaphysical. But when you're in the vicinity of it you'll. just. Know. The tomb only unlocks for the bearer of the key. I SPEAK AS ONE WHO KNOWS. Enforcer84: yet you lost it, nimrod Shut up and help me look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One mechanical leg and arm. Last seen in use during battle with local villain. Blade may be extended from wrist of arm. If found, do NOT disassemble. Instead, call 780-555-1234 and ask for Ed Elric. Found with Villain's loot: One pistol and mask. Police are very interested in the mask due to its unusual emblem. Pistol is loaded with a type of knockout gas. Full descriptions required to claim items. Contact Al at 780-555-1234. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One small red stone capable of transmuting elements. Describe engraving to claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Car of unknown make. Headlights painted with "eyes", "hands" on windshield wipers, bicycle horn at drivers window, umbrella through roof, other oddities. Entire electrical system has been removed. Engraved on hood is "For god's sake, don't put the wires back!!" Call 1-888-555-3856 to identify. Will return upon explanation, compensation for damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One box of mixed metallic minerals, unknown chemistry, various sizes. Green and Red predominate, but there are some black, blue and orange, one gold in colour. Possible low level radioactivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: articulated mechanical limb, probably a non-humaniform leg. Badly scorched, no other damage. Part of inscription remains: "____pedemobil__" Call 1-888-555-3856 for return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One gallon-sized glass bottle. Contains shrunken city. ' Found: Newspaper from 2038, believed to be mistakenly delivered to the wrong address. Will return if you can name the President. Wanted: Timeshare for May-June 2037 in rural area. Must be at least 100 miles from military base, major population center, or nuclear silo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Unknown breed hound, white coloured, friendly, happy nature. Has a collar with red cloth cape affixed. Owner can collect anytime after 8.00pm Lost: Orange colur cat with white zig zag markings. Reward available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Orange colored cat with white zig-zag markings. Please call 555-KITY for return. Lost: Sanity. Please return to Johnny Xtreme. Finding it may feel like someone took a tray of cookies and baked them up your ***. Reward available to the max! EDIT: Car, Cat, one space difference on the keyboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One pair of glasses with ruby quartz lenses. If found contact Xavier's School for the Gifted. Lost: Motorcycle, custom made, flaming wheels. If found contact J. Blaze at 555-6666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funksaw Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One airplane. Flight #815. Contact Oceanic Airlines, +48 1 5162342 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: 2-handed chain sword Please Call the Commissar of the Watch if found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: One Positronic Brain, needed deserately to finish construction of advanced android. If found, please contact Dr. N. Soong, care of the Temporal Enforcement Authority, 24th Century, Sol System. (Don't bother to ask any questions about this, 'cause we're not allowed to tell anyone about coming events. And even if we were allowed to, all of this temporal paradox and time-travel crap gives us all headaches anyway. And don't even get us started on Captain Chronos... frelling nutcase.) Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One Golden Helmet and Breastplate with the Anhk-Morpork city emblem on it. If found return to Mrs. Vimes so it can be polished and returned to her husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: a newspaper taxi, carrying a dozen mixed cellophane flowers, a looking-glass tie, and a girl with --- well, you know what kinda eyes she got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: 1 (One) flight of Avengers, Naval aircraft, training flight. Bermuda area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Five (5) Navy Avengers. Found without fuel, with pilots. Please contact Zorg of the Andromedan Imperium to claim. PS - They were already dead and in the water when we found 'em, quit blaming us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads U.S. Government Property Services Agency announces, on 24th Dec '06 The sale by Auction of various unclaimed merchandise recovered from public lands. Lot 1) Alien vessel, Andromedan License plates found near Bermuda. Slight damage from shark bites. Lot 2) Small Alien vessel, Kryptonian registration, found in a Kansas wheat field. minor heat damage. All bids to be posted by 21st Oct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Katana, pair of sais, set of "throwing stars", red sash, loose-fitting white pants, shoes. All inscribed/embroidered with Japanese characters meaning "One who tries to find". Call 1-877-555-9876 to identify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Missing: One cowl shaped like a hawk's head. A hawk, not. A. Duck. dial the Champions Hotline to return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: A label, with dwarven runes saying "If found, return to Asgard". USP cannot verify the post code. Can owner collect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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