Roter Baron Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 People loose stuff. Supers are people. Supers are stuff. Errr.... anyway: LOST - super-robot double. Red, power-armorish, answers to the name "Barönchen". Last seen during a super-fight near Düsseldorf against the Galactical Five (now: Four [hehe]). Pretty reward for the honest finder. I lost it, but it's still MINE: Finders keepers, Keepers wheepers! Give it back, will do you goood !(Box 0002-1313-0815) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Serpent Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads From the mists of yore, a previous similar but somewhat different thread: http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8645&highlight=ads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST - Super-Lab powered by sub-atomic quark conversion. Lab includes Computer, Coffee Maker, Cot, Transdimensional Chromodynamic Destabilization Unit and wallet containing $27.00. Last seen rolling down Center Street at the size of a marble. Worried it fell down sewer. If found, keep out of reach of children under the age of 3: Chocking Hazard. Please contact the Epic Alliance at 737-555-EPIC for safety and return instructions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One Sidekick. Last seen in the vacinity of Mechanon down on 32nd Street. Normally wears colorful outfit and occasionally goes by the nickname "Human Target". If seen, please return to post office box #6278340-886S preferribly alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One perfectly ordinary mens ring. Decription green metal with a large circle with a bar on top and bottem of the circle. Looks like a circle sandwhich. Last seen in Chucky Cheeze most likely around ball pit. If found please do not store in anything yellow or attempt to wear it. Contact Kyle Rayner at 555-1234. Leave a message if no answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Wanted: Death-O-Mat Seeking one Death-O-Mat for latest megalomaniacal plan. Must be able to destroy most powerful do-gooders and interveners. Price: Negotiable. Ask no question, get no answer. Contact: 1-636-555-4785 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads FOUND: tiny gun. looks like a space blaster from the 1950s. it is scaled to the size of hand where the wielder would have 5 levels of Shrinking. Gun actually shoots quite an energy beam, its cuts thorugh our force fields,even. and I'm sorry I may have used up 3 charges testing it. We cannot duplicate the technology here and will gladly return the item if you can identify the engraving on the handle, which we believe only the true owner will know. We will pay for information about the weapon, and pay handily, for info from the owner on the origins of the weapon. Plus you can settle bets bitterly discussed here by the science staff who were loath to disassemble the weapon, which appears to be a custom prototype. Please claim the item at DAMAGE CONTROL Labs or call 1-212-555-3909 to arrange a claim time. If not claimed in 90 days our team will crack open the weapon to determine its methods and origins. Thank You, we look forward to your call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One women's purple jumpsuit. Last seen in Colton Athletic Center girl's locker room. If found, please return to Colton High North. If you try it on, do not, repeat do not adjust the decorative buttons on the wrist. Owner cannot be held responsible for nuclear detonations or dimensional displacement that result from such tampering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: cartoon vulpine head. For explanation, see http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44986. If found, please return to 5768 Sentinel Drive, Colton, WI. [blame Oddhat for this. He tempted the poster of this ad with his latest WWYCD thread.] EDIT: Spelling and removed the obvious comment about Owner not responding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One walking stick, length: 6', made of a dark wood that has inlaids of metal. The Stick has a symbol on it that will allow the person finding it to contact me. Place your hand on the Symbol and say "I have your Walking Stick." You will be paid for returning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Body parts happily dancing / bouncing / rolling through the world. Please contact me at 555-lost, and I'll be happy to return them. For a Fee. Edit: Didn't see AdamLeisemann's post. Dang, beaten to the joke again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: One sanity subroutine. Last seen in the presence of the organic members of the Kansas City Guardians. File may be corrupt; do not install in foreign systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Body parts happily dancing / bouncing / rolling through the world. Please contact me at 555-lost, and I'll be happy to return them. For a Fee. Edit: Didn't see AdamLeisemann's post. Dang, beaten to the joke again. Sorry. But here's a little compensation. *pays the fee for Reinard to get the fox-head. * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Sorry. But here's a little compensation. *pays the fee for Reinard to get the fox-head. * Ka-ching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: A green metal ring. Has a IOI letters. Maybe a college frat ring for a computer programer brother hood. IOI is binary I believe. Please Contact Chucky Cheeze Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads FOUND: One dozen old-fashioned pop bottles, filled with glowing liquid, assorted colors. In cardboard box marked "experimental". Owner must identify symbol on box. Please hurry as some of our workers are getting thirsty. Contact Millenium City Sanitation Department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST Creative direction, sense of proportion and editorial control of line of superhero comics. If found please return to Marvel Comics Group and DC comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One microchip. Examination by Lab Rat has determined it might be a Sanity subroutine chip. Currently mailing over to Kansas City, for the Guardians. Lost: Holographic Image Generator. Covers one strange teenage person with the image of a human teenage male. Please return to Colton High School as soon as you find it. Price is negotiable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AveryKess Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: Sledgehammer with really short handle wrapped in leather. Lost it somewhere west of New York. Thrown but did not return. If found please leave message at Avenger Mansion. Do not attempt to lift, deceptively heavy. Not responsible for hernias, pulled muscles or other injuries. If injured, suggest contacting Dr. Donald Blake, I hear he is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads FOUND: Under grandstands at Prospect Park, one robot body, missing head and showing some other signs of damage, but with most parts still usable. Owner must identify. Enquire at Foswell Mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads this is the best thread in a long time FOUND: Black Belt, appears to be lined with metal, in a fanny-pack with Car Keys and library card (not in english). If owner can identify the color of the head-symbol on the key-ring, item can be picked up at Kaballa' s Tavern in Manhattan after 2am. cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: Sledgehammer with really short handle wrapped in leather. Lost it somewhere west of New York. Thrown but did not return. If found please leave message at Avenger Mansion. Do not attempt to lift' date=' deceptively heavy. Not responsible for hernias, pulled muscles or other injuries. If injured, suggest contacting Dr. Donald Blake, I hear he is great.[/quote'] Found: Sledgehammer with really short handle wrapped in leather. Found it near Olive Garden of New York. Bring forklift or brick along to carry. Too heavy for anyone else to lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One (1) sense of self-respect and dignity. Located whimpering beneath Metropolis Central Bridge, saying something about 'purple tunics and skin-tight spandex pants.' Owner should contact Animal Control as quickly as possible; Officer said something about 'putting it out of its misery.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Maybe it should see a pet psychiatrist instead. Then go off to live a healthy, productive life with a differrent owner, like... come to think of it... What superhero has a surviving sense of dignity with those costumes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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