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Genre-crossover nightmares


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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

You better pout...

You better cry...

You better shout...

I'll tell you why!

 

Freddy's coming to town!

 

Nightmare on 34th Street

 

I remmeber a local radio station doing a Freddy Krueger Christmas carol one year. Sadly, all I can recall is:

 

"I'll slice ya like a turkey, 'cept a turkey don't SCREAM!

So you better run,

You better hide,

'Cause Freddy Krueger's coming to town!"

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Mild-mannered sports medical researcher David Bollea was simply trying to enhance the performance of Sports Entertainers... until the accident.

 

Now, whenever he takes his vitamins he becomes...

 

The Incredible Hulk (Hogan).

 

Whatcha gonna do, brotha', when THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS runs wild on you!?!?!

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Wasn't there actually a pornographic version of the animated Pinocchio floating around once upon a time? I remember reading about it in one of those bad movie books -- "It's not his nose that grows!"

 

Probably. Though hopefully, breakdancing wasn't also involved. ;)

 

And back to the thread topic,

 

For Whom the Tinkerbell Tolls

 

JoeG

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Wasn't there actually a pornographic version of the animated Pinocchio floating around once upon a time? I remember reading about it in one of those bad movie books -- "It's not his nose that grows!"

 

Probably. Though hopefully, breakdancing wasn't also involved. ;)

 

JoeG

 

Wouldn't that have been 'pole dancing'?

 

Oh, dear lord, now I can SEE it in my mind's eye... :weep:

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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad.

 

Starring Sinbad as Sinbad

 

;)

 

 

Thanks to turning the channels and catching two different thing on two different channels......and merging them. :eek:

 

The Wizard of Oz

 

Starring Ozzy Osborne as the Wizard.

 

 

Actually, that would be entertaining in a bizarre way. :thumbup:

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