Silbeg Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 When the Ultimate series is finally done... this could be the next. List of powers and abilities that just don't quite make the cut! The Penultimate Brick While Ogre's Super-strength Breakthrough lets him bash his way through countless walls, it is his Super-strength Can-Opener power that really keeps him fed. No... really keeps him fed... Ogre doesn't cook, and he doesn't know how to work a microwave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? I can't decide if that deserves Rep or if you should be strung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silbeg Posted July 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? I can't decide if that deserves Rep or if you should be strung up. Probably both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Alas, I must spread the Rep around before Repping you for such a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Penultimate Mentalist: Menton's ability to Read his Own Mind allows him to decide; coffee or cake? Penultimate Speedster: "Honey, I swear, this never happenned to me before." Penultimate Vehicle: "I call it The Yugo-naught." Penultimate Mystic: "Hey, Rocky, watch me..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silbeg Posted July 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Penultimate Metamorph: "How do you know it was The Shifter, ma'am?" "Because, officer, he can take any form!" "Are you sure you just didn't take the lipstick, and place it in your purse?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? The Penultimate Martial Artist: the painter that created the famous portrait of Bruce Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? The Penultimate Martial Artist: the painter that created the famous portrait of Bruce Lee. I thought it was the portrait of Matt Dillon.... Lucius Alexander The penultimate palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwcain Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? ...coffee or cake?Yes, please... Penultimate Mystic: "Hey' date=' Rocky, watch me..."[/quote']"That trick never works, Bullwinkle..." Franklin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Cake or death? "Ah... I'll have the cake please." "We're all out of cake." "So my choices are 'or death?!' Second. "... and that's when he was strung up, your honor. No sir, I don't know who brought the rope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Cake or death? "Ah... I'll have the cake please." "We're all out of cake." I'll wait. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders how long it can take to bake a cake, for Pete's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silbeg Posted July 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? The palindromedary wonders how long it can take to bake a cake, for Pete's sake. About 50 minutes... just finished baking one myself (a rhubarb cake). but... if they are using a Penultimate Baker... who knows? The Penultimate Gadget Behold the power of the Mighty Zippo! I can start fires, and... start fires... and... make a cool noise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Jogger Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Penultimate Headquarters Because you're not a millionare and your father didn't give you a headquarters building crystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest daeudi_454 Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? My group has a routine they refer to as "The Epitomy of Stupidity" that is a lot like this. The Epitomy of Stupidity is.... Taking a vulnerability to lead when there are guns. (Cough-daxomites-cough) A 60 active EC, 6 SPD , 26 END, 3 REC Side Effects: Continuous, Uncontrolled, 0 END Brick attempting a Haymaker on a speedster Buying all of your powers NCC Hunted: UNTIL, 14-, extreme (Could also be FBI, CIA, InterPol) Doing interviews with TV reporters Buying CHARs down to 0, then buying them "Costs End" 3d6 Mind Scan, looking for Menton Grond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Re: Penultimate Series? Penultimate Energy Projector "Killer Wind" Max and his All-Mexican-Food Diet "Zapper" Bill and "Who needs stinking gloves to cut a wire ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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