Comic Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. LOTR would be a so much shorter story if the eagles had shown up before the hobbits left the Shire... Or there were halfling attack helicopters.. Or Frodo had been found as an infant by Bilbo in a crater in a farm field surrounded by strange, green-glowing meteor fragments. And how would Thulsa Doom fair in a throw-down with Saruman? I'm pretty sure the Balrog would easily roast any 60' serpent for dinner, if we're comparing epic monsters.. The Dreaming God, though, might stand a chance. I'm not sure how Conan's current forces (The California National Guard?) would do against the armies of Mordor, but it'd be worth it to see that army of ghosts go up against the Black Ships on surfboards and seadoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I'm pretty sure Valeria would win. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Valeria and Eowyn would probably be a pretty close match. But I'd rather it be swords than claws - frankly, catfights do nothing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I want to see Valeria and Arwen get into a cat fight. Did I just say that? Cant resist...... Ok, in this fight are their really any losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Cant resist...... Ok, in this fight are their really any losers. No matter who loses, we win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. But why would they fight? Oh yeah... "Great taste!" "Less filling!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Serpent Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Alternatively, Conan is one of the pirates coming up the river. He manages to escape the army of the dead and makes it to shore a few miles downstream, having lost most of his gear and all of the loot he's gained over the past few months with the reavers, and gets involved in some side-adventure largely if not totally unrelated to the War of the Ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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