Badger Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 A year or so ago, I posted a what if Narnia/LOTR combined. Well, thanks to watching Conan the Barbarian couple weekends ago, ANd just watching Return of the King well........ .........Conan in Middle-Earth I can see Ahnold now "Far Gondarrrr" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey88 Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. "Conan - what is best in life?" "To crush de Uruk-Hai, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentation of de hobbits!" He could punch out a Fell Beast instead of a camel... "An eigh! Liek dis!" (while putting his fingers together in an oval shape) "Dat steel onlee cownts az wahn!" From Gandalf: "I'm a wizard, mind you!" (would Mako as Gandalf not be 700 kinds of awesome?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I want to see Conan go toe-to-toe with the Balrog. And survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I don't think even Conan could pull that off. He'd have used the same bridge-breaking trick as Gandalf, except he'd do it by hurling a chunk of stone from the rubble that No Other Man Could Lift. Now Conan one-on-one with a troll would be awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Now Conan one-on-one with a troll would be awesome! That's just sick. I know it gets lonely in those vast Hyborian wastes but... oh, you mean fighting. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Conan would strangle the Balrog with its own fiery whip. Hey -- what about Chuck Norris? How many seconds would you give Mr. Flameboy against him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. That's just sick. I know it gets lonely in those vast Hyborian wastes but... oh' date=' you mean fighting. Sorry.[/quote'] I didn't think it would take long for someone to come out with that , but I figured Mightybec would be first. Didn't give you enough credit, "V". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. In his own way, "V" is pretty twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. In his own way' date=' "V" is pretty twisted. [/quote'] A twisted "V" is a "W" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I didn't think it would take long for someone to come out with that ' date=' but I figured Mightybec would be first. Didn't give you enough credit, "V". [/quote'] Dont you mean you gave V too much credit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. A twisted "V" is a "W" Actually, W is a V with duplication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. "Conan - what is best in life?" "To crush de Uruk-Hai, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentation of de hobbits!" He could punch out a Fell Beast instead of a camel... "An eigh! Liek dis!" (while putting his fingers together in an oval shape) "Dat steel onlee cownts az wahn!" From Gandalf: "I'm a wizard, mind you!" (would Mako as Gandalf not be 700 kinds of awesome?) Mako?!!! Oh, I am suffering from geek overdose, man. Other thoughts: Thulsa Doom as Saruman The irony when Valeria spouts her favorite line "do you wanna live forever" to a bunch of elves (whom undoubtedly fail to see that irony) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Ring or no ring, Jack Bauer would take Sauron and his minions out in just one day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Conan would strangle the Balrog with its own fiery whip. Hey -- what about Chuck Norris? How many seconds would you give Mr. Flameboy against him? Chuck Norris is the reason Balrogs are extinct now. The only reason we even know the name "Balrog" is because he hasn't decided to destroy that too. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Ring or no ring' date=' Jack Bauer would take Sauron and his minions out in just one day! [/quote'] No he wouldnt. Chuck Norris would do it first......and better. Chuck Norris.....Dead Men of Dunharrow? Wouldnt need them. In fact he'd just tell the Rohirrim to go home, and tell the Gondorians to take a mass vacation. While he went in to fight......alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Steve Reeves would kick all their butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. The Return of Conan the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorpheousXO Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. A twisted "V" is a "W" And here I though a twisted V would be a 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. "Conan - what is best in life?" "To crush de Uruk-Hai, to see dem driven before you, and to hear de lamentation of de hobbits!" He could punch out a Fell Beast instead of a camel... "An eigh! Liek dis!" (while putting his fingers together in an oval shape) "Dat steel onlee cownts az wahn!" From Gandalf: "I'm a wizard, mind you!" (would Mako as Gandalf not be 700 kinds of awesome?) I also keep hearing Mako's voice saying "You shall not pass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I can so see Conan, in hacked and battered plate, standing there with a broken sword in one hand and a riven shield in the other, surrounded by a virtual carpet of dead orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I also keep hearing Mako's voice saying "You shall not pass" With Mako's voice, if he'd said it the balrog would've backed off. I can so see Conan' date=' in hacked and battered plate, standing there with a broken sword in one hand and a riven shield in the other, surrounded by a virtual carpet of dead orcs.[/quote'] Painted by Frank Frazetta, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. Painted by Frank Frazetta' date=' of course. [/quote'] But of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. The Return of Conan the King. aka Hour of the Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I want to see Valeria and Arwen get into a cat fight. Did I just say that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Another wacky crossover went through my mind. I want to see Valeria and Arwen get into a cat fight. Did I just say that? I'm pretty sure Valeria would win. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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