Klytus Posted October 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not driving anyway Q: What was the prequel to Driving Miss Daisy? A: Not exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not exactly. Q: Given a choice between Hertz and Not Exactly, who'd you rather rent a car from? A: It runs on biodiesel -- just not very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Given a choice between Hertz and Not Exactly, who'd you rather rent a car from? A: It runs on biodiesel -- just not very well. Q: What's the third dial for? The one in meters per gallon? A: Man-eating Turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the third dial for? The one in meters per gallon? A: Man-eating Turkeys. Q: The stats for what always bring Steve Long out in a cold sweat ? A: Ground's dry about an inch down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The stats for what always bring Steve Long out in a cold sweat ? A: Ground's dry about an inch down Q: Why should you always camp near an Inch Down tree? A: I AM kneeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I AM kneeling. Q: "Kneel before Zod, Stilt-Man! I said kneel! Why do you not kneel? A: One cannot bend knees one does not possess, Your Holiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Kneel before Zod' date=' Stilt-Man![/i'] I said kneel! Why do you not kneel? A: One cannot bend knees one does not possess, Your Holiness. Q: Inquisitor! Why does the penitent fall on his face to kiss my ring? A: Fleidermaus - Mann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fleidermaus - Mann. Q: I want an uncommon hyphenated last-name for my German character... any ideas? A: One deaf, one dumb and one growing old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: One deaf, one dumb and one growing old. Q: How where your last three blind dates? A: Her clock is ticking and down to 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her clock is ticking and down to 30 seconds. Q: What? Your android maid is about to explode? A: Compared to it, the obliteration that ever has, ever will and ever can exist would be a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What? Your android maid is about to explode? A: Compared to it, the obliteration that ever has, ever will and ever can exist would be a good thing. Q: Did I do something bad? A: The Overture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amri Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did I do something bad? A: The Overture. Q: If you could pick a theme song for your last first date, what would it be? A: 2 one minute eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2 one minute eggs. Q: We only have a minute and a half to live. What are you eating? A: It's a wet. sticky, mass, that has no redeeming qualities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a wet. sticky' date=' mass, that has no redeeming qualities.[/quote'] Q: How would you describe Mightybec in 10 words or less? A: Nowhere, no way, and no how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nowhere, no way, and no how. Q: What do you have when you lack a landmark, a road, and a native american? A: Godzilla's Bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Godzilla's Bathtub. Q: What was the ogirinal name for Tokyo Bay? A: Now there's 40,000 ferrets working at the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now there's 40,000 ferrets working at the BBC. Q: So, what'd they do when the infinite monkeys went on strike? A: Halliburton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2006 Report Share Posted October 29, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Halliburton. Q: Who filled the pentagon Procurement Department with this infinite number of monkey? A: An infinite number of monkeys could have given us Shakespeare, but we only had access to an infinite number of hamsters, so this is what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did George Lucas really come up with the script for Attack of the Clones? A: We don't need anymore of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't need anymore of those! Q: Where do you want these 100,000 hard disk copies of Dick Cheney's mind, sir? A: No. If I'd wanted to be eviscerated by rabid zebras, I would have asked to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to hear my latest collection of poetry? A: Sure, it's not physically possible. But it never stopped me from trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure, it's not physically possible. But it never stopped me from trying! Q: This is the third bloody time you've jumped off this skyscraper with a pair of wax-and-feathers wings. You can't fly, so what are you up to? A: It only means the end of the world -- if we're lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It only means the end of the world -- if we're lucky. Q: So, what happens if they ever publish a collection of Matt's poetry? A: Don't hurt me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't hurt me! Q: Don't I look cool swinging this 4D6+1 Physical RKA with Penetrating and Affects Desolid around blindly? A: Surely you could have found a better use for 45 character points than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Surely you could have found a better use for 45 character points than that. Q: Do you object to my character having a 100 Comeliness? A: You're as crazy as a bag of nuts in an unbalanced centrifuge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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