Sundog Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It a one shop spotting experience. Q: Why did you go into the Measles ward, you idiot!!? A: Disco Duke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Disco Duke. Q: What's #1 on the Klansman Dance Charts? A: Look at that caveman go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's #1 on the Klansman Dance Charts? A: Look at that caveman go! Q: Didn't you tell Alley Oop about the problem with prunes? A: I don't think I wanted to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you tell Alley Oop about the problem with prunes? A: I don't think I wanted to know that. Q) Aren't you sorry you asked? A) It was vague and unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was vague and unsettling. Q) How was your time as Mightybecs biyatch? A) Just add salt and simmer for 12 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Just add salt and simmer for 12 minutes. Q: How is this pot of mud supposed to create life? A: They can turn around and sue us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How is this pot of mud supposed to create life? A: They can turn around and sue us. Q) Why do you fear all powerful Fan-author inserted characters? A) Sometimes, Comedy is no laughing matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Sometimes' date=' Comedy is no laughing matter.[/quote'] Q: Why would terrorists want to blow up the Ringling Brothers Clown College? A: Were it not for the camera hidden in the chest of drawers, this would all be perfectly innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Were it not for the camera hidden in the chest of drawers, this would all be perfectly innocent. Q: Miranda? James? Suzy? Linda? What are you doing, and what's with all the whipped cream? A: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing ventured' date=' nothing gained.[/quote'] Q: Brock, why do you still work for that nebbish of a Professor? A: It'd the Book of Ultimate Evil Cake Baking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Brock, why do you still work for that nebbish of a Professor? A: It'd the Book of Ultimate Evil Cake Baking. Q: What is the greatest invention of the Internet ? A: Salt Lake City Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Salt Lake City Q: So DT, where you destroying next? A: You sometimes annoy people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You sometimes annoy people. Q: What can you do after annoying cats, dogs, goats, cows and aardvarks? A: That's my rhinoceros, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's my rhinoceros, thank you very much. Q: Hey, what are you doing, I was enjoying that! A: Hamsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hamsters. Q: We need a replacement for "The Other White Meat". Any suggestions? A: I know how you put the laser on the shark's head, but getting the shark to frick must have been an immense challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know how you put the laser on the shark's head, but getting the shark to frick must have been an immense challenge. Q: "Dr. Evil's compliment line. Please compliment Dr. Evil at the sound of the tone. Or else." A: You made George cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Dr. Evil's compliment line. Please compliment Dr. Evil at the sound of the tone. Or else." A: You made George cry! Q: Say what was Barbara Bush saying as she hit Dick Cheney in the head with a frying pan ? A: Utah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Utah Q: I shor? A: This was definitely the wrong time to put down the down payment on the condo in Shibuya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This was definitely the wrong time to put down the down payment on the condo in Shibuya. Q: Did you hear about the 9.5 earthquake that hit Shibuya? A: Really bad music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Really bad music Q: What do you call it when the Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto #2 holds up and robs the audience? A: You just don't expect that kind of behavior when someone is whacked on the shins with a ball-peen hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You just don't expect that kind of behavior when someone is whacked on the shins with a ball-peen hammer. Q: You're suprised that he slugged you? A: I'm glad he's not president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm glad he's not president. Q: Is there anything nice you can say about Ken Phelps? A: I would think "If you do that, the Universe will implode" is a sufficient reason., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would think "If you do that' date=' the Universe will implode" is a sufficient reason.,[/quote'] Q: Okay big guy, what's to stop me from pushing this big red button, huh? A: The lemon filling was easing, getting the jelly on top was hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The lemon filling was easing, getting the jelly on top was hard. Q: What did you do to the cat!!!??? A: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common. Q: Who weemble but don't fall down? A: Saying that to Spider-Man's face was incredibly poor judgment on your part. J.J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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