Tim Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Frustration and despair. Q: Who were the 2 women you were out with last night? A:Learn the skills neccessary for succes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who were the 2 women you were out with last night? A: Learn the skills neccessary for succes. Q: What did you hope to achieve by dating Frustration and Despair last nihgt? A: That Top Gun joystick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That Top Gun joystick. Q: Who put that hople through my monitor? A: It's still too early to concede defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Captain America, Iron Man just brought in the Sentry, with "the power of a thousand exploding suns" and mental problems to substitue for depth, often considered the biggest Mary Sue character around. How can the Anti Reg group possibly win? A: I never should have made that dare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never should have made that dare. Q: (Election Day 2008 +1) So exactly how do we inagurate a dead rabbit? A: I'm not sure why I need it, but he was such a great salesman, I just couldn't say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: (Election Day 2008 +1) So exactly how do we inagurate a dead rabbit? A: I'm not sure why I need it, but he was such a great salesman, I just couldn't say no. Q: Dear, why is there an aircraft carrier in front of the garage ? A: Here I am in the middle of Nowhere, Texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here I am in the middle of Nowhere' date=' Texas[/quote'] Q: So you took Highway 184 to Void, Texas; turned onto Highway 2222 to Limbo, Texas; then Ranch Road 1766 down to Vacuum, Texas; finally 46 miles down County Road 0, and where'd you end up? A: What you are describing does not actually exist, but it should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you are describing does not actually exist' date=' but it should.[/quote'] Q: Oh for upright, intelligent leadership in the p[olitical classes! When will we get that? A: Yes. For example, a Full House is usually trumped by a Saturday Night Special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Oh for upright, intelligent leadership in the p[olitical classes! When will we get that? A: Yes. For example, a Full House is usually trumped by a Saturday Night Special. Q: Any odd rules in Mafia poker that you can think of ? A: Chasing phantom tanker trucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chasing phantom tanker trucks Q: What's the Phantom Hitchhiker doing since we ran out of oil? A: Boogie Atomically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boogie Atomically! Q: What dance follows the Nuclear Twist? A: A check for $0.12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A check for $0.12 Q: What did the Enron jury get to split as a reward for their services? A: Let them eat cyanide-laced cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Enron jury get to split as a reward for their services? A: Let them eat cyanide-laced cake. Q: What shall we give the Trick or Treaters this year ? A: Not completely conclusive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not completely conclusive Q: After over four decades of research, billions of dollars spent and results a five-year old could understand, what do the cigarette companies say about the link between smoking and lung cancer? A: They nuked Santa Ana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: They nuked Santa Ana. Q: What was the proof that leaving a time machine at Minuteman headquarters was a bad idea? A: The dog, the cat and the gerbil didn't make it, but somehow the iguana did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dog, the cat and the gerbil didn't make it, but somehow the iguana did Q: So, what's the plot of Incredible Journey MCMXXI: After The Apocalypse? A: The rushes are growling at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rushes are growling at me. Q: Why do you want to flee the Limbaugh Jungle, Michael? A: If you want me, I'll be in the Infernal City of Dis where it's safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you want me, I'll be in the Infernal City of Dis where it's safe. Q: Where are you going? I thought we were supposed to address the Daughters of the American Revolution tonight? On the history of bigotry in America? A: No, I don't think that's an aphrodisiac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I don't think that's an aphrodisiac.[/quote'] Q: would it help my chances if I put some of this Lithuanian Mosquito in her drink? A: It's the water. That's why it's yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the water. That's why it's yellow. Q: I thought you said this was water from the Yellow River. It tasted like mud! A: All for Juan, and Juan for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: All for Juan' date=' and Juan for all.[/quote'] Q: What is the motto of Colombia's "Valdez for President" campaign? A: One naked underdog individual, with liver tea and jaundice for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: One naked underdog individual, with liver tea and jaundice for all. Q: What's the Oath of Dyslexia? A: Enraged Menudo fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Enraged Menudo fans. Q: Who are those guys who keep sending back the Minestrone with grenades on the side? A: I forgive you, Bruce. Now put down the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I forgive you, Bruce. Now put down the bus. Q: Quote your favourite line from The Dark Knight Kicks Ass. A: Death Tinfoil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions [/i]A: Death Tinfoil. Q: How do you dress the condemned after replacing the gas chamber in san Quentin with a giant microwave? A: The GPS says this is the Pentagon parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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