Sundog Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should I do if all else fails? A: Waxing a car is fun. Q: Why are you fitting your Buick with a bikini? A: Quake XI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the one thing MMORPG seismologists want for Christmas? A: Access denied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the one thing MMORPG seismologists want for Christmas? A: Access denied! Q: Can I just make a quick change in the administrator codes..? A: I have no spiky bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have no spiky bits. Q: Why don't you want Chaos and Death? A: I am not a dirty rat! I just bathed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you want Chaos and Death? A: I am not a dirty rat! I just bathed! Q: Not so well remembered replies to famous quotes, #16: A: The IRA cometh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The IRA cometh. Q: What does a recently retired person look forward to? A: Just keep pulling those weeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just keep pulling those weeds. Q: When does the fun part of gardening start, Mom? A: I eat. That's what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tenzil Kem, what's your super power? A: Vanilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vanilla Q: Which member of the Angel Brigade is most likely to kill you if you propose something indecent? A: You must really love being in the chicken costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which member of the Angel Brigade is most likely to kill you if you propose something indecent? A: You must really love being in the chicken costume. Q: What must you never say in a sarcastic or patronising tone to a football mascot ? A: Almost there, keep going ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What must you never say in a sarcastic or patronising tone to a football mascot ? A: Almost there, keep going ! Q: Has anyone ever told you how annoyingly positive you are? A: I don't know what it is, but it just won't quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know what it is' date=' but it just won't quit![/quote'] Q: Why is some sort of strange furry animal humping your leg? A: That's why we don't go to Ludicrous Speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why we don't go to Ludicrous Speed. Q: Why did they just go Plaid!? A: If you don't have a twanger, see if you can play with your freinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did they just go Plaid!? A: If you don't have a twanger, see if you can play with your freinds. Q: Are you sure I can't use yours? A: I shall crush all opposition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I shall crush all opposition! Q: Whatever will you so? A: Some things are just not meant to go together. And those are three of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What must you never say in a sarcastic or patronising tone to a football mascot ? A: Almost there, keep going ! Q: What did your spouse say during your last martial relations session? A: Tonto, Frankenstein's Monster, and the movie Tarzan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things are just not meant to go together. And those are three of them. Q: Why do you keep gagging at my caramel jalepeno and lemon eggrolls? A: Last thing I remember seeing was some kid kicking a can around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Last thing I remember seeing was some kid kicking a can around. Q: Can you explain how you came to be a head in a jar? A: Sorry, for a moment there I forgot I was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry, for a moment there I forgot I was still alive. Q: Will you get out of that fresh dug grave! A:Some things are just too horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:Some things are just too horrible. Q: Have you ever considered an all-Vegemite diet? A: Nuclear Shenanigans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you ever considered an all-Vegemite diet? A: Nuclear Shenanigans. Q: What do you call a mutant orgy in a fall out zone ? A: Ya gotta see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When will this never ending school year end? A: Ruling robots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ruling robots Q: How do you find out how tall a droid is. A: Buffalo Nickel Photoplay, Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you find out how tall a droid is. A: Buffalo Nickel Photoplay, Inc. Q: What company uses a solid metal bison as a greeting card? A: That's a non-sequitur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a non-sequitur. Q: What kind of the question is this? A: Actually, it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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