Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Antimatter flavoured bubble gum. Q: What do I use to clear the sinuses of every living thing in a thrioty-kilometer radius? A: Watch the monkey get hurt. Monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do I use to clear the sinuses of every living thing in a thrioty-kilometer radius? A: Watch the monkey get hurt. Monkey! Q: So, what do you do with your combination bear trap, punji stick and Nautilus contraption? A: Lifting me higher and higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lifting me higher and higher. Q: What happens when you step on the rocket pad? A: It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping! And it's MORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happens when you step on the rocket pad? A: It's a floor wax! It's a dessert topping! And it's MORE! Q: So what do we use "Alien Droppings" for? A: For some reason, I am not sanguine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: For some reason' date=' I am not sanguine.[/quote'] Q: What's your secret for getting vampires to leave you alone? A: Those darn Russian Spies won't leave me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those darn Russian Spies won't leave me alone. Q: You are havink problems, da? What is seemink to be trouble? A: Even Albert Einsten dropped a decimal point once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even Albert Einsten dropped a decimal point once in a while. Q: Why does your nuclear bomb only have a 3-foot blast radius? A: Only when pig fly, cats and dog live together in harmony, and Rush Limbaugh tongue-kisses Hillary Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only when pig fly' date=' cats and dog live together in harmony, and Rush Limbaugh tongue-kisses Hillary Clinton.[/quote'] Q: Is the Federal government really going to lower taxes? A: Nothing a chocolate milkshake and a little Polonium-210 wouldn't take care of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing a chocolate milkshake and a little Polonium-210 wouldn't take care of. Q: Jughead is a spy? Our plans are ruined! He'll blab everything to the first person who offers him a burger! A: You sold us out for Twinkies!?!!?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You sold us out for Twinkies!?!!?!! Q: What do you do when you run out of Fruit Pies? A: The dog is stupider than people think he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you do when you run out of Fruit Pies? A: The dog is stupider than people think he is. Q: What is the most damning indictment of Scooby Doo? A: It's a weapon of mass desertion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a weapon of mass desertion. Q: Sir, the enemy has set up a tent over the rise there, advertising free food, beer, and hookers. What sort of strategy is this? A: No charge for extra grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, the enemy has set up a tent over the rise there, advertising free food, beer, and hookers. What sort of strategy is this? A: No charge for extra grease. Q: What's the most important thing the procurer told Hillary's gigolo? A: Fluffy bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fluffy bunnies. Q: Hey, I'm trying to bribe a certain someone into not beheading me at my next Rep breakpoint. Any suggestions what I should use? A: Believe it or not, I'm walking on air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I'm trying to bribe a certain someone into not beheading me at my next Rep breakpoint. Any suggestions what I should use? A: Believe it or not, I'm walking on air! Q: Did you ever think you could be so free? A: You can just call me "Caesar". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can just call me "Caesar". Q: Do you have a first name, Mr. Salad? A: Hold on, I'm still dressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2008 Report Share Posted May 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hold on' date=' I'm still dressing.[/quote'] Q: I've got some more armor, Sir Lancelot. Ready for the joust? A: I had a dream last night, and it somehow involved Cheez Whiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've got some more armor, Sir Lancelot. Ready for the joust? A: I had a dream last night, and it somehow involved Cheez Whiz. Q: Why have you eaten a whole in your mattress? A: Lies, I tell you, all lies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lies' date=' I tell you, all lies!!![/quote'] Q: I heard that rebeccared50 is giving up belly dancing for breakdancing. Can this be true? A: Some are blessed and some are cursed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard that rebeccared50 is giving up belly dancing for breakdancing. Can this be true? A: Some are blessed and some are cursed. Q: Why does the curtain sometimes reveal a nude Jessica Alba, and sometimes a nude Donald Rumsfeld? A: Too much information should not be an avocation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too much information should not be an avocation. Q: Now it's unemployment time; can you describe it in a rhyme? A: Such a lot of pain on the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Such a lot of pain on the Earth. Q: Why are all the wimps going to the moon? A: We pull laughter from the skies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are all the wimps going to the moon? A: We pull laughter from the skies. Q: So, what are you Gnomes going to do now that you've abandoned underpants? A: They say his barbells are solid gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They say his barbells are solid gold. Q: WOw! King Midas is really looking buff lately. He working out? A: Black Canary and Wonder Woman in a vat of Jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Black Canary and Wonder Woman in a vat of Jello. Q: What's the only thing Death Tribble might like better than a personal visit from Gillian Anderson? A: Its circle shows in a ghostly glow of earthly luminescence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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