Pariah Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "swoosh' date=' swoosh, swoosh"; sounding just like snow-pants.[/quote'] Q: So what was it like covering the Point Barrow fashion show? A: Some people walk the line, and some people cross the line. I usually just trip over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some people walk the line' date=' and some people cross the line. I usually just trip over it.[/quote'] Q: What is the difference between Warren Buffet, Pres Bush, and Sudam Husain? A: The Man of Puns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Man of Puns Q: Hey, did you hear who they banished to Noman?* A: Not the worst ting I've heard today, if you can believe that. *'Noman' is an island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the worst ting I've heard today' date=' if you can believe that.[/quote'] Q: Why are you laughing? I just told you that Thanos, Galacticus, and the Inbetweener are here to determine who gets the Earth. A: It's a punch of hawaiian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a punch of hawaiian. Q: Why are there little paper umbrellas floating in the vampires punchbowl of blood? A: I don't like the look of you face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't like the look of you face. Q: Grond just knocked Ripper halfway across the city? What did Ripper say to him? A: If I ever really learned to type, I'd be truly dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I ever really learned to type, I'd be truly dangerous. Q: What was Steve Long quoted as saying during the writing of the Hero System manuscript? A: 100 monkeys a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: 100 monkeys a minute. Q: What is teh Bunnies' proudest accomplishment? A: It goes to the Red Dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes to the Red Dwarf. Q: Are we ready to present the Silliest Spacecraft award? A: Goin' down the cosmic drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are we ready to present the Silliest Spacecraft award? A: Goin' down the cosmic drain. Q: How to best describe The Starlost... A: Heron Gobbledocker wants YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heron Gobbledocker wants YOU! Q: Why should I join the Army of the Swamp-Dwelling Fowl? A: And that's why they call it Raider Nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should I join the Army of the Swamp-Dwelling Fowl? A: And that's why they call it Raider Nation. Q: Their military consists of specialist Marines and Robot Spaceplanes? A: The Apocalypse needs it's mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Apocalypse needs it's mascot. Q: What do these four horsemen need with Teddy bears? A: Don't touch the olive oil or the wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't touch the olive oil or the wine. Q: What was it that Rachel Ray wanted? A: Its Butter-time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its Butter-time! Q: Why are you so darn enthusiastic about theatre popcorn? A: Now this is a three-pipe problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now this is a three-pipe problem. Q: How do you expect to keep the Nympho triplets entertained on a date? A: Watch out for the fangs. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Watch out for the fangs. Q: How do you expect to keep the Vampire triplets entertained on a date? A: No, I've heard of stranger things, just not from reliable eyewitnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you expect to keep the Vampire triplets entertained on a date? A: No, I've heard of stranger things, just not from reliable eyewitnesses. Q: Did I here right, that he introduced the Nympho triplets to the Vampire triplets to keep them all entertained on their date? A: You got to admit it would have been fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You got to admit it would have been fun. Q: So, no all-Pennsylvania Super Bowl, then? A: I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be...well, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm having a wonderful time' date=' but I'd rather be...well, you know.[/quote'] Q: So I just called up to find out how you're enjoying the date with the Nympho triplets. How is it? A: I was fine until they hooked the staples to the car battery. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was fine until they hooked the staples to the car battery. Q: I hear you went in for one of those "stomach staple" surgeries. How did it go? A: Everything was great, until they attached the thread to a dot-matrix printer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything was great' date=' until they attached the thread to a dot-matrix printer.[/quote'] Q: You printed out the entire "Answers & Questions" thread? How did that go? A: I think I'm going to go live in a cave for the next 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I'm going to go live in a cave for the next 24 hours. Q: What are you going to do now that the lightning strike bruned down your hovel in the woods? A: I've been elected to rock your a**es till midnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've been elected to rock your a**es till midnight. Q: Why have you been throwing stones into the donkey corral all evening? A: There must be an easier way to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There must be an easier way to do that. Q: I'm going to get from here to downtown using a stapler, 16 sheets of paper, 32 cm of string, an over-ripe peach, a broken CD-RW, and a small but fierce chipmunk. A: No, not "Macgyver," "Mack the Giver"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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