Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wish I had some idea what you were talking about. I have the feeling it might be important. Q: Het zou een goed idee kunnen zijn de speld op deze handgranaat niet om te trekken -- te laat! A: This has caused more and deadlier wars than any other force in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This has caused more and deadlier wars than any other force in history. Q: What is human greed, Alex? A: Groogier and groogier everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is human greed, Alex? A: Groogier and groogier everyone. Q: What's the ideal world of Sergio Aragones? A: Nuclear torpedo in the water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Groogier and groogier everyone. Q: So what are the hot new internet services you're going to talk to us about today? A: Nuclear torpedo in the water! Q: What did you find in your bathtub this morning? A: And it does it all.... wirelessly! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And it does it all.... wirelessly! Q: Why should I upgrade to Microsoft Cat 2.2? A: We don't support Bob anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't support Bob anymore. Q: What is the latest news from This Old House? A: And when we connect the quantum rectifier with the neural by-pass system, the subject will pontify the lesser roots of positive integers while driving the polaris axis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And when we connect the quantum rectifier with the neural by-pass system' date=' the subject will pontify the lesser roots of positive integers while driving the polaris axis.[/quote'] Q: Quote a random Voyager fanfic. A: They didn't say we couldn't do it, and that's enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They didn't say we couldn't do it' date=' and that's enough for me.[/quote'] Q: Why in the name of all that is holy are you dropping livestock frozen with liquid nitrogen onto the town from a blimp? A: Clearly this machine would be much more effective with the addition of a few superfluous gears. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Clearly this machine would be much more effective with the addition of a few superfluous gears. Q - Okay, so it flies, but if you were trying to make it look like something out of Girl Genius, I think you've failed. A - If that's not a sign of the end of the world, I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - If that's not a sign of the end of the world' date=' I don't know what is.[/quote'] Q: Where the heck did these horsemen come from? A: We had to destroy the village to save it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We had to destroy the village to save it. Q: Would you care to explain why this mission resulted in Patriot being sued by the entire town of Flatbush for over $200 billion in damages? A: I'm happy. Are you happy too? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm happy. Are you happy too? Q - Is this really an entire planet made of chocolate? A - Too bad you're crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Is this really an entire planet made of chocolate? A - Too bad you're crazy. Q: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I had a full knife block to help with the cooking? A: No, I'm not going to buy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm not going to buy that.[/quote'] Q - Hey, look, it's one of those dog statues from the early days of Wheel of Fortune! I wonder how many of those there are left? Can't be many. It's probably a collector's item now. We should totally buy it! A - Four ears of corn, three liters of milk, two kilograms of ground beef, and a jar of dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Hey, look, it's one of those dog statues from the early days of Wheel of Fortune! I wonder how many of those there are left? Can't be many. It's probably a collector's item now. We should totally buy it! A - Four ears of corn, three liters of milk, two kilograms of ground beef, and a jar of dirt. Q: What does the average Congresscritter think you need to start a farm? A: Cynicism has nothing on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cynicism has nothing on me. Q: How about this: "The purpose of all laws is to perpetuate the power and wealth of those who make laws"? A: If you ban outhouses, then the plumbers can really make you pay for your s**t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How about this: "The purpose of all laws is to perpetuate the power and wealth of those who make laws"? A: If you ban outhouses, then the plumbers can really make you pay for your s**t. Q: So, what have we learned today, Children? A: Giant mutant flesh-eating grasshoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Giant mutant flesh-eating grasshoppers. Q: What's for lunch? A: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bird AND a plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's for lunch? A: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a bird AND a plane! Q: Bedrock Superman: A: That's when you know genetic engineering has gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's when you know genetic engineering has gone too far. Q: Have you heard that scientists have managed to splice the genes of anime catgirls with human DNA? A: Now THAT is a big litter box. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now THAT is a big litter box. Q: You have just filled the Sear's Tower with cat litter. What were you trying to do? A: Weapons of Mass Blarney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Weapons of Mass Blarney Q: Why on earth would you steal 20 thousand tons of "genuine Irish Rock"? A: Obviously, it isn't an ordinary trebuchet. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviously' date=' it isn't an ordinary trebuchet.[/quote'] Q: I didn't think cows could fly that far. A: It's a glaive-glaive-glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive-glaive. Only without the guisarme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a glaive-glaive-glaive-glaive-glaive-guisarme-glaive-glaive. Only without the guisarme. Q: What's that weapon that's so effective against the Spam Song Army? A: Like a chainsaw through tofu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a chainsaw through tofu. Q: Excalibur can kill cockroaches? A: I think that reaction is somewhat excessive. Now put the planet back together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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