Asperion Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never mind. It's actually just the mop bucket water. Q: We have this super-inducing serum that will turn you into some grotesque form. Wait, what did you say? A: A sasquatch with a Louisville slugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A sasquatch with a Louisville slugger. Q: Name someone it would be really stupid to mess with. A: Michelin Tires. Now with 50% fewer death crystals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Michelin Tires. Now with 50% fewer death crystals! Q - You asked for WHAT in your stocking?! A - Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Q: Why is your telescope pointed toward the planet Saturn? A: That's why I carry a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I carry a spoon. Q: Look at all this free ice cream! A: Cats wish it was the main ingredient in Purina Cat Chow, but it's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cats wish it was the main ingredient in Purina Cat Chow' date=' but it's not.[/quote'] Q: Did you say that this cat food is made with real humans? A: You dip it in milk, take off your pants, and aim a fan at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You dip it in milk' date=' take off your pants, and aim a fan at it.[/quote'] Q - What do you do with an Oreo cookie, a spilled cup of scalding hot coffee, and a large pile of stinky laundry, respectively? A - That's the kind of treat I could definitely do without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's the kind of treat I could definitely do without. Q: Here ya go: a working chainsaw made of dark chocolate and a stack of liverwurst dolls to mutilate with it. A: I'd call that bad taste, but I don't think that it and the very concept of taste should occur in the same sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd call that bad taste' date=' but I don't think that it and the very concept of taste should occur in the same sentence.[/quote'] Q: And how would you like your liverwurst sandwich of rye? With or without dead puppy? A: And if you want plaid hair, now's the time to act!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you want plaid hair' date=' now's the time to act!![/quote'] Q - Tartan brand shampoo? Really? A - Hold the line before you say goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Hold the line before you say goodbye. Q: How did you run up thirteen hours on my cellular bill? A: You make me feel like I am clean again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You make me feel like I am clean again. Q - What did you say after she trapped you in the washing machine? A - M. C. Escher. That's my favorite emcee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - M. C. Escher. That's my favorite emcee. Q: You keep listening to Non-Euclidean Hip Hop. Aren't you afraid Cthulhu will get you? A: I had to do it. I've sold my soul to Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I had to do it. I've sold my soul to Santa. Q: Why did you get that sleigh and reindeer? A: Things that go bump in the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Things that go bump in the night! Q - What do you call Pariah (190 cm/6'3") living in a basement apartment with low ceilings? A - I wish that every kiss was neverending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What do you call Pariah (190 cm/6'3") living in a basement apartment with low ceilings? A - I wish that every kiss was neverending. Q: ...And please don't kill everyone on Earth from oxygen deprivation again! A: And that's why Wishing Wells are hazardous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's why Wishing Wells are hazardous. Q: How did Saturn and the Moon switch places? A: LARP of the Rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: LARP of the Rings Q: You look a little tall to be a hobbit, so what are you doing? Really? a: I know you're not going to remember this, but thank you for the pepperoni pizza anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions a: I know you're not going to remember this' date=' but thank you for the pepperoni pizza anyway.[/quote'] Q - I've never taken a telepath on a date before. Did you have a good time? A - I had no idea what he was going to do with it. I didn't ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I had no idea what he was going to do with it. I didn't ask. Q: Your brother wanted a stuffed beaver for his birthday? A: Ignorance isn't bliss: it's mandatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ignorance isn't bliss: it's mandatory. Q: Welcome to PSIForce. Do you have anything to declare? A: Mobile 3 Piece Suit Gundam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mobile 3 Piece Suit Gundam. Q: What do you wear to the corporate battlefield of the future? A: It's sort of like having your beard pulled out by a rather distressed weasel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's sort of like having your beard pulled out by a rather distressed weasel. Q: How would you describe having your mustache yanked out by an angry ferret? A: No snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No snakes. Q: What would make the Badgers song even more monotonous. A: No, you can't really see tigers in Kenya. Except in the Nairobi Zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you can't [i']really[/i] see tigers in Kenya. Except in the Nairobi Zoo. Q - We're going to Africa to see the tigers! There are tigers in Africa, right? A - I had Christmas down in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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